Aspielocks and the Three Bears

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Hm. Donkey's interest in this thread seems to resemble his country's capital - always Dublin. *LOL* (as in doubling...?? ok, my Aspieness is showing. On with the story.)

Aspielocks climbed the "just right" adjustable Little Giant (TM) ladder from the barn hayloft to the bale-loader window. (That's the huge opening above the sliding doors in the picture.) She looked out across the cornfields and noticed a large, lone tree on a hill two pastures to the north. She couldn't quite see what, but something was happening in the tree. Climbing back down, she went to investigate. As she approached the bottom of the hill....

you mean you read these things from the start?

i just latch on and make stuff up an dleave.

As she approached the bottom of the hill.... she could see… baby bears… no, koala bears! It was a eucalyptus tree. The koala bears were cute and cuddly and very, very shy. When they saw Aspie locks they…

(All right peanut gallery, kibitz some more.)

died of koala shock and inertia, a specific disease to kola bears who are afflicted with koala autism.

no, Wrong again

Tragically there was no cure FIN

When they saw Aspielocks they scurried down the tree and started to run away. Aspielocks stood perfectly still, totally absorbed in observing the three (count ‘em, three) koala bears. They ran only a few steps before they stopped, turned, and sniffed at the air. Aspielocks just sat down on the grass. The koala bears cautiously approached.

are these virtual bears ?
because the real ones are dead!
do you not get this...there is no way this story can move on, there is nothign to see here, except a poor man trying to resurect a dead thread.
sorry dude it ends here.


i MUST HAVE THE LAST SAY HERE.

no one else must post and use the word bear. ever.

Sorry, we can't kill any of the principals. If we kill any of the principals we have no story, and if we have no story I can't agitate the likes of bizarre & donkey.

Been gone awhile on this thread (my ADD).

My Irish blood has me back in for the fight.

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Luckily, someone decided to come along with three bears.
And replaced them on the tree.
And put all the other character's back in their place at story's start.

So we can now start the story again from the beginning.

it is nor permitted to use the word bear or principle or donkey in this increasingly un funny story.

do not annoy me im easily annoyed i spent £3000 at a psychiatrist to be able to say this, do not annoy me, i get angry...real angry

im so distressed right now.

dont use bears either, i nearly missed that i was so angry and there was spit on the screen cause i was mad.
real mad.
no bear no bears no donkey or principles, gottit?
i will kill this story yet and tghen i will have to see a psychiatris again.

Why are you getting so bent outta shape over words on your computer screen?

Once upon a time there was a pretty little girl named Aspielocks. Aspielocks was very smart when it came to things like zoology and rocket science, but very dumb about things like boys and what people called “good manners.” One day, Aspielocks was off in the woods looking for one of her model rockets that had malfunctioned and gone off course, when she came across an ant trail. Aspielocks was fascinated by ants and became totally absorbed in watching the ants work as she followed their trail deeper into the forest.

(Had I known you were going to attempt to kill off our protagonist...) it wasnt an apology you freacking moron. I’m sorry if I gave offense. While I’m very sophisticated about many things, I’m still very naïve about many others. curse you and her fricking parents.....my plan to kill this story has failed.

No Mr Mark is a abstract data type that the central computer is trying to apply to you and your getting Input/output errors. Fortunately, someone came along with pointed tops to their ears. While there had been no DNA samples left on earth, some had somehow managed to get to this alien's homworld and they now carried them. As soon as the clone came alive, it became evil, and strangled people in Illinois.

“Oh, now I remember,” thought Aspielocks, “I’m not supposed to eat those mushrooms.” Now, due to a convenient plot twist, Aspielocks was lost deep in the woods. It was dark and cold and she was starting to get a little hungry. “If I could find a hole in the tree canopy,” she thought, “I’ll know I could get a fix on north by looking at the stars.” Aspielocks walked around studying the tree canopy, and because she wasn’t watching where she was going, became more and more lost. Then, she came upon a clearing. She rushed out into the clearing and looked up, but the sky was cloudy! “Oh no, what’ll I do now!” she cried.