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25 Sep 2018, 9:35 am

Closed season



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25 Sep 2018, 9:35 am

Cacophony is Baroque, and it makes you broke, too.



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25 Sep 2018, 9:43 am

Cloak and bread knife



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25 Sep 2018, 9:54 am

Old fishermen never die ... they just smell that way.

Old truckers never die ... they just get a new Peterbilt.



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25 Sep 2018, 9:55 am

If it ain't Baroque, do fix it!



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25 Sep 2018, 9:57 am

The whole one yard



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25 Sep 2018, 10:02 am

A penny saved is a penny thrown away.



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25 Sep 2018, 10:38 am

A stitch in time saves an unknown quantity.



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25 Sep 2018, 10:46 am

You can lead a horse to water and it will drink gallons.



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25 Sep 2018, 12:01 pm

After the repair, my car was running like a Swiss kitten!


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25 Sep 2018, 12:22 pm

You can teach an old dog anything



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25 Sep 2018, 12:39 pm

Alternative tiger



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25 Sep 2018, 12:45 pm

The good, the bad, the attractive.



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25 Sep 2018, 12:49 pm

Kool-aid is the best medicine.



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25 Sep 2018, 12:51 pm

YEAHHH! OH!



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25 Sep 2018, 3:14 pm

When the cows come home to roost.

Familiarity breeds. (just leave off the last word and still makes perfect sense).

We will burn that bridge when we get to it.

Do unto others before they do unto you!

A bird in the hand gathers no moss.

I don't have a dog in this manger!

Don't count your chickens to spite your face.

A stich in time keeps the space-time continuum from coming apart at the seams, and keeps the proper order of cause and effect, and keeps the universe moving toward increased entropy.