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30 Sep 2006, 7:52 pm

What are you going to do? Use antimatter to wipe everything from existance? Or just certain people and places? Or will you do something completely different, like create a black hole? Because those ideas are already taken. Garlic is going to do it all at once immediately after the rapture of Garlic.

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30 Sep 2006, 7:54 pm

As I said this will take place on October 30th, so hurry and save your souls.

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30 Sep 2006, 8:12 pm

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First I'll deal with you. You are annoying me, and so.....

Knights of The Round!

followed up by....

Final Slash! (like Ominslash, only more cuts and more speed)

And I have a garlic press for your "god"....

A big MFing one!

Wahahahahahahahahahaha!! !!

Now, that's a happy coincidence. That Masamune of yours is perfect for my device....

It'll make a good fuse, at the very least....

Wahahahahhahahahahaha!! !

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30 Sep 2006, 8:16 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

As I said this will take place on October 30th, so hurry and save your souls.

Hey, stop prosetylizing in my thread. And October 30 is the birthday of someone very close to werbie, and October 31 is Halloween, and November 1 is when werbie treks to the store to buy discounted Halloween candy, so the earliest you can have your rapture is November 2.

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30 Sep 2006, 8:17 pm

My faith sustains me, and I cannot die.

I destroy you and your device.

Nothing can stop me, the great Sephiroth! :twisted:

All shall fear me!!

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30 Sep 2006, 8:20 pm

And don't say anything about Cloud. I just wanted him to think he won, so that he would be even more suprised when i killed him.

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30 Sep 2006, 8:25 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

My faith sustains me, and I cannot die.

I destroy you and your device.

Nothing can stop me, the great Sephiroth! :twisted:

All shall fear me!!

You got your arse whupped by Cloud and his buddies.

Not once.

Not twice.

Not three times.

But four times, not counting that little incident in the Nibelheim reactor, where you ran away like a scared little girl with Mommy's head. I wondered why you had long hair...

And where were you when your daddy was trying to take over Omega Weapon, only to get his new body's arse whupped by Vincent Valentine, of all people.

Mommy's dead, Rufus got her head (temporarily), and Kadaj, Loz and Yazoo are no more, thanks to a certain Cetra...

Now bugger off and leave me and my device alone...

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30 Sep 2006, 8:29 pm

I think a few people here think that, just because it's the weekend, they could skip their medication.

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30 Sep 2006, 8:32 pm

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I think a few people here think that, just because it's the weekend, they could skip their medication.

I've been off it for weeks. (See my topic in "The Haven", "Necrophobia") Being immature is a way I can cope.

And I have something waiting up my sleeve in case a certain grey-haired SOLDIER shows his mug again....

Tell me, what rhymes with "garlic"?

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30 Sep 2006, 8:34 pm

Quatermass wrote:

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

My faith sustains me, and I cannot die.

I destroy you and your device.

Nothing can stop me, the great Sephiroth! :twisted:

All shall fear me!!

I thought I just explained about why I lose over and over again. When it is time (October 30th) he will die. And I will torture Aeris eternally for what she's done, even though it was all part of my plan. :twisted:

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30 Sep 2006, 8:35 pm

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werbert wrote:

I think a few people here think that, just because it's the weekend, they could skip their medication.

Shardik? and my hair is silver, not gray.

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30 Sep 2006, 8:52 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

Quatermass wrote:

werbert wrote:

I think a few people here think that, just because it's the weekend, they could skip their medication.

Shardik? and my hair is silver, not gray.

Shardik? As in that huge, MFing cyborg bear from "The Waste Lands" in "The Dark Tower" books. Well, he can act as a diversion, while my real champion (against you) comes forth, and thanks to the "Quatermass Law of Energy/Matter differentials between different realities", it can whup you.

How does this law work?

Because of certain subtle differences between the energy states of universes, a creature from a more realistic universe (but one with little or no access to magic) can become even more powerful in a universe with magic, but less realistic, due to the fact that the more realistic creature is more firmly grounded in reality, and therefore less able to be affected by unrealistic abilities (ie magic, or silly sword moves impossible without flying and/or wirework).

Shardik comes from a reality where there is magic, so he still can be killed by you...

But my champion....

Remember, it rhymes with garlic, and kills you even if you're not a vampire...

Now where is that Time Vector Generator....?

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30 Sep 2006, 8:55 pm

Estuans interius ira vehementi
Estuans interius ira vehementi
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Really sucks

And yes that is the Shardik I was thinking about.

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30 Sep 2006, 8:58 pm

I can still use a sword without flying around and/or wirework. And I don't need materia to kill someone.

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30 Sep 2006, 8:59 pm

Completly off Topic....did either of you ever read...."Swan Song"<---the book S.King ripped off ?or Weave World?........just wondering

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30 Sep 2006, 9:07 pm

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Estuans interius ira vehementi
Estuans interius ira vehementi
Quartermass
Really sucks

And yes that is the Shardik I was thinking about.

I prefer the Advent Children lyrics.

Now many of you may have been thinking, about my little thing, what's my alignment, and where's my army?

What rhymes with garlic, children?

You can come out now!

WE REP-RE-SENT THE FAC-TION OF BAR-BE-QUE SAUCE!

ALL OT-HER CON-DI-MENTS MUST BE EX-TER-MIN-ATED!

EXTERMINATE!

EXTERMINATE!

Now, I'll just get this little doo-hickey working, and soon, we will not make the world safe for condiments, but rather, safe for the Sauce State of BBQ!

Now, Daleks, concentrate of getting that guy with the long hair and the even longer sword.

CE-CIL HAR-VEY?

No, the villainous one. Can't miss him, has a black wing coming off his back.

A SING-LE BLACK WING?

As in the singular, not plural, yes?

THEN HOW THE HECK DOES HE FLY?

Don't ask me...

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