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09 Oct 2006, 7:43 pm

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Garlic was the first of us.

Garlic was the mother and fernando was the father. Mustard was the other woman.

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09 Oct 2006, 7:44 pm

I was working as a security guard at a book depository in Dallas on November 22, 1963. I was fired the next day, and nobody ever told me why.

What the heck is a pale horse?

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09 Oct 2006, 7:54 pm

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I was working as a security guard at a book depository in Dallas on November 22, 1963. I was fired the next day, and nobody ever told me why.

What the heck is a pale horse?

A pale horse is kind of like a one-handed kamehameha that turns you into a frog if you survive.

And I think you were fired because you let President Kennedy be assassinated.

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09 Oct 2006, 7:58 pm

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And I think you were fired because you let President Kennedy be assassinated.

What do you mean let? It was all part of my plan to get LBJ into the Whitehouse as a stepping stone for Nixon.

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09 Oct 2006, 8:02 pm

I told Columbus the ancient greeks did the math wrong, and india was just over the horizon to the west.

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09 Oct 2006, 8:16 pm

What is a kamehemeha, other than the name of a King of Hawaii?

And that guy told me that thing that looked like a rifle was actually some newfangled cleaning machine.

Also, I was the one who told Napoleon that the Spanish would love it if he deposed their king and put his brother on the throne.

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09 Oct 2006, 9:32 pm

I encouraged Genghis Khan to go ahead and register for the Dale Carnegie course.

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09 Oct 2006, 9:34 pm

I was angry and swearing at a british naval officer and I later learned he had invented sonar.

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09 Oct 2006, 9:50 pm

I was working as a Spanish Customs officer in 1739 when I cut off the ear of some British loser named Jenkins.

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09 Oct 2006, 9:53 pm

werbert wrote:

I was working as a security guard at a book depository in Dallas on November 22, 1963. I was fired the next day, and nobody ever told me why.

What the heck is a pale horse?

Nice try the movie Zoolander told what really happen that day.

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09 Oct 2006, 10:06 pm

TheMachine1 wrote:

werbert wrote:

I was working as a security guard at a book depository in Dallas on November 22, 1963. I was fired the next day, and nobody ever told me why.

What the heck is a pale horse?

Nice try the movie Zoolander told what really happen that day.

I forgot about that. He was assassinated by two male models.

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09 Oct 2006, 10:17 pm

Martin Luther King was being criticised by many people in the civil rights movement who feared that his non-violence would be interpreted as weakness. I suggested that he should use the phrase, "I have a spleen."