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16 Apr 2012, 9:08 am

Don't leave your pet bison freely wandering through their house. It should be securely housed in their kitchen.


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16 Apr 2012, 12:17 pm

Don't put washig up liquid in the goldfish bowl :nemo:


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16 Apr 2012, 12:25 pm

Don't do a massive poo and leave it unflushed "to save water". I did this once when I was a kid and I wasn't invited round again.


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16 Apr 2012, 12:33 pm

rabbitears wrote:
Don't do a massive poo and leave it unflushed "to save water". I did this once when I was a kid and I wasn't invited round again.


Actually according to the list at that link no poo is allowed, flushed or unflushed. I guess they expect you to leave or hold it?



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16 Apr 2012, 12:38 pm

there's nothing like your own toilet anyway.


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16 Apr 2012, 12:42 pm

I really don't feel comfortable being in any house that is not my own.


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16 Apr 2012, 12:44 pm

PM wrote:
I really don't feel comfortable being in any house that is not my own.

Yeah, I'm the same.



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16 Apr 2012, 12:45 pm

I like other peoples houses but I don't like it when people come to mine.


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16 Apr 2012, 12:50 pm

hanyo wrote:
rabbitears wrote:
Don't do a massive poo and leave it unflushed "to save water". I did this once when I was a kid and I wasn't invited round again.


Actually according to the list at that link no poo is allowed, flushed or unflushed. I guess they expect you to leave or hold it?


Oh, I hadn't gotten round to reading the list yet, but not being allowed to poo at all is stupid. What if you were staying round someone else's house for more than a day?


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16 Apr 2012, 12:53 pm

Light up a joint in the bathroom and smoke it, than try to hide the smell with Lysol.


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16 Apr 2012, 1:35 pm

Fart and try to cover the smell by turning on the radio at a high volume


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16 Apr 2012, 1:58 pm

Punching them in their own home is rather rude.



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16 Apr 2012, 2:08 pm

Throw a wobbler


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16 Apr 2012, 2:12 pm

:x What kind of butt hole decides to put a bathroom right by the kitchen?! WTF! Might as well stick a second open potty by the hot tub, while they're at it.



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16 Apr 2012, 2:12 pm

Indulge in any form of spontaneous folk dancing.


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16 Apr 2012, 2:22 pm

rabbitears wrote:
What if you were staying round someone else's house for more than a day?


That’s why they gave you the spade & a map of locations to dig a hole, in the next door neighbours garden.


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