What you really shouldn't name your kid!

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Those people are crazy or they never did World War 2 in their history classes.

Poodlely Poopleface.

Rainbow Flower Seed

Hooter.
Miss Piggy.

"caphe" (pronounced "kaffee" (which sounds like a speech impeded version of "cathy")).
people may question her intelligence when she reports her name.

"wanda woze" may make people wonder whether her first name is "wanda" or "rhonda".


"wally" is not a flattering name in my opinion..
if the name on the birth certificate is "wally", then it is not considered an abbreviation of "walter".

also other names that may not be good are:

wan (ron)
tewwy (terry)
anfony (anthony)
whichard (richard)
wikky (ricky)

or...
thuthen (a corruption of susan)
kwisteen
felma (from "thelma")

et ruddy cetera
i couldn't give a damn.
"et" ruddy "cetera"
is the thought in which i am.

everything is surplus to requirement.

My brother reckons it's a special form of cruelty to give a child a name that they can neither spell nor pronounce.



Yeah, but you have to feed them and raise them and talk to them and stuff. Even when what you really feel like doing is spending 5 hours on the internet looking at funny pictures of cats.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/ ... newzealand

Beefeater Gin
Molson Canadian
I Want To Hold Your Hand
Sunlight
Pepsi
You Really Got Me
Shake n Bake
Herbie The Love Bug
Auntie Grazellda
Jesus Christ Superstar
Pump Up The Jam
Huggies Supreme
Popsicle
Beverly Hills 90210
Bass
Electric Guitar
Drums And Sticks
The Little Seth Green
Baby Fe
Mr Clean
Session Man
Kraft Dinner
Honda
Rocky Raccoon

Sonic the Hedgehog

when i was little, my mother's mother had friends, and their names were very outdated.

there was a "pearl" and a... (i will just list them instead of quoting them)
Rose
Olive
Edna
Ruth
Fawn
Fay
Nancy (an amusing one)
Enid
Dawn
Phyllis
Elsie


more recent but still outdated names in australia are names like
Madge
Beryl
Sheila

if i was a girl i would not want my name to be in the above list.
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on a different note, i sometimes (rarely) think that 3 day old babies called "jim" or some other adult sounding name like "john" or "Reginald" or "Frederick" do not seem to fit their names. it makes me laugh sometimes.

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i would not like to be called "Wally".
a bad male name to assign to a baby is the name "Wally" with a stipulation on the birth certificate that it is not an abbreviation of "Walter".

^^
What's wrong with the names "John" and "Frederick?"

^^ They just seem too "adult" for a 3 day-old baby, especially (for me) "Reginald". That's definitely sniggering material...

Meanwhile...

Lamborghini.
Astrolabe.
Pedal.

I wonder how many people really think things through when naming their child? I mean, would anyone really want a doctor or lawyer called Moon Unit?

Dick and Dianne are the first bad names to come to mind. The initials of BS. The worst is a last name that is bad though because that cant be changed. OR even worst is a name that when put together or put together with something sounds like something bad or can be turned into when used into the right context some ex. Real encounter BTW- Wally Wangsword who I met at a golf course He even asked me if I had 2 clean balls he could use for his game in a threesome The conversation is what makes the name sound bad its funny if you golf or of u were there. another name- Amy Soff (Aim is off) which sounds bad, I never want her to turn her back on me. Some names speak for them selves too like Drew Peasack

What ever they are I hope no one ever give there kids these names

Last edited by Quinntilda on 04 Jun 2012, 9:46 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Hmm, lesee now...
The Honourable Mr Justice Moon Unit.
"Paging doctor Moon Unit..."

Nah.

I would.