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CockneyRebel
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11 Jul 2012, 4:04 pm

Dear Brain

You're perfect just the way you are. Don't ever change.

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12 Jul 2012, 8:32 am

Dear left thumb,

You're a pain, and you better start behaving!

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12 Jul 2012, 10:36 am

To my something. Thank you for being so thick and not to long.

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04 Jan 2013, 6:04 pm

My stomach and teeth - I don't like you for causing me so many problems for so long. (Luckily now my stomach is good and the same about teeth ).

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04 Jan 2013, 7:07 pm

Dear demonic tentacles, please stop killing stuff at random

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04 Jan 2013, 9:09 pm

dear body part, stop hurting and bleeding please.

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04 Jan 2013, 9:19 pm

Arms, stop being so itchy, please!

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04 Jan 2013, 10:03 pm

Dear brain.... PLEASE let me go to sleep at night and be awake during the day like the rest of the planet! PLEASE!! !! !! ! lol

CockneyRebel
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04 Jan 2013, 10:50 pm

Dear skin, when are you going to get thicker?

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05 Jan 2013, 6:01 pm

Oh you mean thing, always hungry. Can't stop can you? How dare you make me hungry all the time and yet nauseous most of the time too. Oh the humanity!! !

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05 Jan 2013, 6:04 pm

Dear lower back,

Hey, remember when I hurt you lifting that TV set? That was over a year ago. Get over it and stop aching all the time.

CockneyRebel
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06 Jan 2013, 1:04 pm

Dear Penis, please grow

Dear breasts, please fall off

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06 Jan 2013, 11:26 pm

Dear appendix,
You are useless.

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06 Jan 2013, 11:32 pm

For heaven's sake, would you start already? :evil:

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06 Jan 2013, 11:50 pm

Seriously? I don't want zits when I collect my old-age pension cheque! Stop already!

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07 Jan 2013, 12:18 am

Aren't you tired yet, or are you going to stay open all night?

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