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27 Nov 2006, 7:15 pm

Werbert's used wig. If you think you would actually want that, remember that I haven't told you how it's been used.

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27 Nov 2006, 7:16 pm

A bag of Kotex products.

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27 Nov 2006, 7:18 pm

A bag of Routemaster stuff shipped to the wrong address (check ya parent's basement! )

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27 Nov 2006, 7:28 pm

Ancient pizza.

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27 Nov 2006, 7:28 pm

1,000 mattress "do not remove" tags.

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Hey little sister what have you done?
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27 Nov 2006, 7:35 pm

Maybe this has been given allready but its still a great gift that keeps giving a STD.

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27 Nov 2006, 7:39 pm

OH! you CAD!

I give you....a box of.....ummmm.....UMMMMM......magical poo that you really think is a box of expensive chocolates (because it is MAGIC poo) and you eat the whole box and then get really sick and a little ugly gnome leaps out to TELL you that you have just eaten a box of poo.

HYENA poo.

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Hey little sister what have you done?
Hey little sister who?s the only one?

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27 Nov 2006, 7:50 pm

fruit cake

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27 Nov 2006, 8:07 pm

tinky wrote:

fruit cake

(From Spongebob Squarepants)
"And everyone pretends they like the fruitcake!"

A box of Smileys [:D:):(:o8O:?8):lol::x:P:oops::cry::evil::twisted::roll::wink::!::?::idea::arrow::|:mrgreen::ninja::jester::nerdy::skull::shameonyou:]

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27 Nov 2006, 8:11 pm

oh, my...one's crying the other is laughing hysterically and the evil looking one's have just launched a nuclear war...how can the cool smiley just sit there and not do anything argghh! and why won't he stop winking at me... :wink: ahh!

a "I've been to New Zealand!" shirt

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27 Nov 2006, 8:15 pm

you. tinky. are. evil.

I give you....

a box of candy that has been *tested*. every single candy some ass took a bite out of to see what was inside.

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27 Nov 2006, 8:18 pm

and give you the rest of those chocolates that the ass spit out when he realized that chocolate causes him to break out in hives.

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27 Nov 2006, 8:19 pm

A Christmas card from your long lost cousin saying he has got treatment for his
pedophilia and is now a just a Republican .

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27 Nov 2006, 10:38 pm

a box set of every walker texas, ranger episode ever made. also a commentary on how the actors prepared themselves for such an emotional output in their roles.

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27 Nov 2006, 10:53 pm

An Olive Garden gift certificate.

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27 Nov 2006, 10:57 pm

a day with George Bush. on a bike. with elbow pads.

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