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tinky
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06 Dec 2006, 11:09 pm

hey! i supplied this pillow by myself and stole the spatula from some hobo off the street...he said it was a magic wand. i think i've been gypped off! i traded five roosters for a so called "magic" spatula. just wait! i'll gyp him one day...


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07 Dec 2006, 9:57 am

Gamester wrote:
DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY GARLIC GARLIC GARLIC!! !!


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We had peace! Do you still wish to be aggressive? I warn you, we are not an enemy to be taken lightly, so think twice before taking any hostile action against us.


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07 Dec 2006, 10:47 am

You're all fools, I'm so bloody righteous I've decided to take on every single participant in this thread, bring it on *******! :ninja:


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07 Dec 2006, 11:48 am

Deus_ex_machina wrote:
You're all fools, I'm so bloody righteous I've decided to take on every single participant in this thread, bring it on *******! :ninja:


Miam mek ral hunam. Sikotai ral hunam! *Uses the same attack that killed the Wasabi Cultists*


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07 Dec 2006, 11:55 am

Deus_ex_machina wrote:
You're all fools, I'm so bloody righteous I've decided to take on every single participant in this thread, bring it on *******! :ninja:


Garlic reaches out with his big clove arms and hugs you so tight that Garlic's own garlic
essences leak out of him and drips into your mouth. You shead a tear and cry out "Garlic I Shall sevre you to the end of time my holy father"



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07 Dec 2006, 12:40 pm

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07 Dec 2006, 2:20 pm

Evil must perish!



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08 Dec 2006, 12:22 am

Oh come on, you guys honestly think you have a chance?! I'm a 20th lvl Necromancer/20 lvl Hexblade Drow with a 4+ Throwing Dagger of Vorpal Wounding that does Cold and Fire damage and drains levels, and that's only the Dagger. :twisted:


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08 Dec 2006, 12:47 am

and I'm a fallen Angelic being.



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08 Dec 2006, 1:05 am

I still win.


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08 Dec 2006, 1:06 am

.............I'll let garlic take out the trash........


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08 Dec 2006, 1:33 pm

You won't win. I have the power of the almighty, I have excalibur, I have the fallen at my command, I have nature to control, I weld the white chaos magic, I am Earth, I am nature, I am power. I overurle you.



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08 Dec 2006, 6:39 pm

Gamester wrote:
You won't win. I have the power of the almighty, I have excalibur, I have the fallen at my command, I have nature to control, I weld the white chaos magic, I am Earth, I am nature, I am power. I overurle you.


Wake up, you're in the Forgotten Realms now man, Game over, GAME OVER MAN!!

Seriously Angels are pretty easy to kill.


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09 Dec 2006, 1:52 pm

Hah.

The forgotten realms mean nothing to the Rahazantiam. We forged the dark places, we forged the weapons of darkness, we forged the powers that will defeat the darkness, the Forgotten realms are the emphasis of our powers, we the Rahazantian will destroy the impurity and begin anew.



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10 Dec 2006, 6:01 am

Gamester wrote:
Hah.

The forgotten realms mean nothing to the Rahazantiam. We forged the dark places, we forged the weapons of darkness, we forged the powers that will defeat the darkness, the Forgotten realms are the emphasis of our powers, we the Rahazantian will destroy the impurity and begin anew.


You forged your own delusion, it's no wonder it's gotten out of control, destroy yourself and you destroy the delusion, the dark places are simptomatic of this delusion so common in the minds of the fallen ones of the ffnord.


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10 Dec 2006, 12:56 pm

Say what?