Interrogate the hell out of the person above you!! !

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on ur nooby server, getting banned for pwning ur noobs

in ur base killing ur d00dz

in ur site, spamming ur forums

NOW TELL ME WHERE YOU HID THE HAXX?!?!?

"Me: Do you know why you are here?

The Victim: Well...No.

Me: Well, I'll tell you.

Me: You are a suspect to where my shoes are! *Snaps The Victim's Walking Stick in his hand*

The Victim: AAH! erm...Am I a suspect?

Me: Yes, boyo! Now, tell me or say goodbye to your eyesight.

The Victim: 2 things, 1, what would I want with your shoes, and 2, I'm blind so where would I put your shoes?

Me: Is that why you had that stick?

The Victim: Yes.

Me: Oh *Humiliation springs to mind*."

I made that up of the top of my head.

Your avatar REALLY has a camera in it,doesn't it? It's SPYING on people,isn't it?


CONFESS!! !! !


-SpaceCase

why is your user name spacecase!?

i already know why it's spacecase...but perhaps an alien has stolen your body and you can't tell me!??

are you really truly an alien!

what have you done spacecase!??

what is that body doing in the corner?! !

WELL!! !??

What's with that brolly in your avatar, tinky?

I mean the %^*ing umbrella!

You were gonna do me in, just like Georgi Markov, and the umbrella gun with the ricin-filled pellet. Weren't you? WEREN'T YOU?????

I'd do to you what Richard Richard did to Eddie Hitler with an umbrella, but you're female, and it won't be funny.

Now, who killed Alexander Litvinenko?

*hides random poison bottles in closet*

i think it was you!

who do ya think you are!??

killing random people who you've never met?! !

now...*squints eyes* where. are. my. oreos!???

hmmm...

Is that umbrella a signal to a sniper to assassinate an important public figure?

Talk, or we'll send you to be interrogated in a third world country that allows torture!

let's a get few things straight here mr. enigmatic, if that's even your real name!

it's raining in the picture so he's putting an umbrella over his cello!

second, where are my oreos!?

What's the avatar about?
Are you American?
Why do you post here?
Do you get out much?
What are Oreos like?
What's wrong with my red rose?
If you want me to get medieval in your interrogation techniques: what are you wearing underneath? It would be such a shame if you were suspended from a rope and a large, thick stick was-- (man bundled away by police)

You'll have to pardon us; he's not the sort of interrogator we should.....want.

Now where were we?

Oh yes:


Actually it's Napoleon Solo.


A cello eh?

A most clever and cunning disguise!


Coöperate, and you'll see your dear precious oreos again (maybe).

you ask many questions for a man with...8 eyes!

give it up we all know the truth tequila!

and enigmatic...*looks around* *picks up flute and fires flute at enigmatic* ahaha!

What are oreo's anyway?
(Not in my dictionary)

And why can't I open two windows of the same page at the same time?
How can I interrogate Tequila properly that way?
You are also changing subject too easily Tequila, what are you hiding from us?
You think we haven't noticed ?
Were among friends here, common, you can tell us ...
What are you afraid of?
You don't mind questions, do you?

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hmm...*quickly walks back and forth thinking of intimidating questions*

do you watch soap operas? well do ya!?

soapopera's , i don't even have a tele !
you think i don't have enough doing my java excercices ?
and all this questions is bothering me ! i can't think that way!
Or are you going to tell me how i should load data from a file into an array?
well?

(after being released on police bail)

You'll have to excuse me. That was my Turkmen friend Saparmurat. He said that in his country that's the best way to get women to talk. He seems an affable sort of chap when he's not threatening to inflict sexual torture and possible death on women. Being Aspie I took him at his word. Ahem.

I better answer these while I'm here:



The red rose of Lancaster and of Lancashire, escutcheoned by the Queen's crown.



No, but some people say I give out good advice. Are the two related?



Originally, yes. The red rose was to represent the Lancastrian side. However, these symbols (as is the case of the White Rose of Yorkshire) are now used to represent the respective counties.





"Gene Hunt. Your DCI. And it's 1973, almost dinner time. I'm 'avin 'oops."



No comment. You wouldn't be able to help me anyway.



Where am I from? Not London, Yorkshire or Scotland. Lancashire. So the red rose - topped by the crown to signify loyalty to the monarchy - is rather appropriate.



Shouldn't you stop answering questions?



Because not everyone is as agitated and hyperactive as you.



Er... I do. My eye contact has improved quite substantially in the past few years. Maybe it is you who is not looking at me. Why's that then?



What? That I'm on here at ten past one in the pissing morning answering daft questions on an internet discussion forum sent by a woman from Belgium?



Because I want to.



I can. The bed's just across the room.



Ta ta!

Now, that was fun, wasn't it children?