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28 Feb 2007, 11:49 pm

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I can see up to five seconds into the future by phasing my optic nerve into a dimension that is identical to our own but its time is offset by from our own by five seconds. Though I can conserve quite a bit of energy by only looking three seconds ahead.

Using this power combined with my other abilities I can avoid your scud missiles easily.

Guess what??? the scuds are highly manuverable and are laser guided!! !! ! so they hit you!! !! !


I can move out of the SCUDs' range before they are able to move within one meter of me. Especially since I can see them so early.

They have UNLIMITED FUEL!! !! ! AND ARE FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!! !! !


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01 Mar 2007, 12:18 am

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I can see up to five seconds into the future by phasing my optic nerve into a dimension that is identical to our own but its time is offset by from our own by five seconds. Though I can conserve quite a bit of energy by only looking three seconds ahead.

Using this power combined with my other abilities I can avoid your scud missiles easily.

Guess what??? the scuds are highly manuverable and are laser guided!! !! ! so they hit you!! !! !


I can move out of the SCUDs' range before they are able to move within one meter of me. Especially since I can see them so early.

They have UNLIMITED FUEL!! !! ! AND ARE FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!! !! !


Well I have the ability to sense FTL phenomena an hour in advance so I simply change to a non-material form before they are fired.



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01 Mar 2007, 2:07 am

Maybe he needs a SHROOM. 8)



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01 Mar 2007, 2:12 am

I vapourize your shroom.



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01 Mar 2007, 3:19 am

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From my hands streams a beam of light, your black mage explodes and turns to ashes... sending him back to hell for the next 10,000 years.


I'd hate to see your face when he comes out again, as the Lord of Hell.

Here's what happened last time: http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=040320

Whips out two gunblades, Thanatos and Mors.

Now, will even the high Dragun even face me in physical combat?

Gathers magic...

Or is he a coward???

Fires the EON blast at the High Dragun


He can't for 10000 years. Even I will be long gone by then.

*uncloaks*

*Pulls out a standard issue Reabeanan blade*

*Pulls out a standard issue Celcian blade*

You hear my blades sing, and your gunblades are no more. And just as you realize what happened, a pillar of molten rock engulfs you.

*re-sheathes blades*

Little white orbs begin to coalesce into my double pole blade. With blade in hand I ask, "Who's Next?"


Didn't you see my next post?

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The High Dragun mostly disintegrates from the EON blast.

Hmmm. Guess you were more of a piece of crap, than a dragun.

Snaps fingers, summons hellhound

Now you can be a piece of doggie crap.

Hellhound ravenously tears into the High Dragun's remains.


You're a hellhound road-apple. Therefore, any other actions you have taken are Null and void, m-effer!


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01 Mar 2007, 3:47 am

Quatermass wrote:
ahayes wrote:
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From my hands streams a beam of light, your black mage explodes and turns to ashes... sending him back to hell for the next 10,000 years.


I'd hate to see your face when he comes out again, as the Lord of Hell.

Here's what happened last time: http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=040320

Whips out two gunblades, Thanatos and Mors.

Now, will even the high Dragun even face me in physical combat?

Gathers magic...

Or is he a coward???

Fires the EON blast at the High Dragun


He can't for 10000 years. Even I will be long gone by then.

*uncloaks*

*Pulls out a standard issue Reabeanan blade*

*Pulls out a standard issue Celcian blade*

You hear my blades sing, and your gunblades are no more. And just as you realize what happened, a pillar of molten rock engulfs you.

*re-sheathes blades*

Little white orbs begin to coalesce into my double pole blade. With blade in hand I ask, "Who's Next?"


Didn't you see my next post?

Quatermass wrote:
The High Dragun mostly disintegrates from the EON blast.

Hmmm. Guess you were more of a piece of crap, than a dragun.

Snaps fingers, summons hellhound

Now you can be a piece of doggie crap.

Hellhound ravenously tears into the High Dragun's remains.


You're a hellhound road-apple. Therefore, any other actions you have taken are Null and void, m-effer!


I can phase out of a dishonourable attack on my person. I did. So all my actions are true and strong.



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01 Mar 2007, 3:50 am

Quatermass wrote:
The High Dragun mostly disintegrates from the EON blast.

Hmmm. Guess you were more of a piece of crap, than a dragun.

Snaps fingers, summons hellhound

Now you can be a piece of doggie crap.

Hellhound ravenously tears into the High Dragun's remains.


This is a dishonourable attack. I wasn't given the opportunity to respond.



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01 Mar 2007, 6:39 am

ahayes wrote:
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The High Dragun mostly disintegrates from the EON blast.

Hmmm. Guess you were more of a piece of crap, than a dragun.

Snaps fingers, summons hellhound

Now you can be a piece of doggie crap.

Hellhound ravenously tears into the High Dragun's remains.


This is a dishonourable attack. I wasn't given the opportunity to respond.


You had 5 minutes, give or take. You don't give others any response. So futue te ipsum, amice!

Anyway, I could call your attack on poor Black Mage dishonourable. Because it was a total destruction move, whereas you still exist, even as hellhound s**t. So like it, or lump it.


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01 Mar 2007, 9:08 pm

*Roxas looks disdainfully at the mindless mass murder occuring around him, then summons two swords, and by focusing his ki energy, runs around the Wrong Planet at the speed of light, slicing everyone in this thread in half as he passes.*

Roxas: Wow. That was fun.

*Sits cross legged and begins to meditate*


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01 Mar 2007, 9:21 pm

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*Roxas looks disdainfully at the mindless mass murder occuring around him, then summons two swords, and by focusing his ki energy, runs around the Wrong Planet at the speed of light, slicing everyone in this thread in half as he passes.*

Roxas: Wow. That was fun.

*Sits cross legged and begins to meditate*


Celes (as requested by Quatermass) sneaks up on Roxas_XIII (in the form of Kefka) and stabs him and runs off.

If you've played Final Fantasy VI, you'll know why. Kefka made the mistake of giving Celes a knife....


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01 Mar 2007, 9:28 pm

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I'm a pepper... and I was wondering if you'd like to be a pepper too.

THIS IS MY UNTIED STATES OF AARON!! !! !


So Unknown has unilaterally declared Ahayes, the true Aaron, to be Imperator of the new nation?


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01 Mar 2007, 9:29 pm

Quatermass wrote:
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The High Dragun mostly disintegrates from the EON blast.

Hmmm. Guess you were more of a piece of crap, than a dragun.

Snaps fingers, summons hellhound

Now you can be a piece of doggie crap.

Hellhound ravenously tears into the High Dragun's remains.


This is a dishonourable attack. I wasn't given the opportunity to respond.


You had 5 minutes, give or take. You don't give others any response. So futue te ipsum, amice!

Anyway, I could call your attack on poor Black Mage dishonourable. Because it was a total destruction move, whereas you still exist, even as hellhound s**t. So like it, or lump it.


But he DOESN'T have the ability to automatically phase away from dishonorable attacks.



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01 Mar 2007, 9:31 pm

Roxas_XIII wrote:
*Roxas looks disdainfully at the mindless mass murder occuring around him, then summons two swords, and by focusing his ki energy, runs around the Wrong Planet at the speed of light, slicing everyone in this thread in half as he passes.*

Roxas: Wow. That was fun.

*Sits cross legged and begins to meditate*


Cool language. So your mass murder was mindful?


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01 Mar 2007, 9:31 pm

ahayes wrote:
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The High Dragun mostly disintegrates from the EON blast.

Hmmm. Guess you were more of a piece of crap, than a dragun.

Snaps fingers, summons hellhound

Now you can be a piece of doggie crap.

Hellhound ravenously tears into the High Dragun's remains.


This is a dishonourable attack. I wasn't given the opportunity to respond.


You had 5 minutes, give or take. You don't give others any response. So futue te ipsum, amice!

Anyway, I could call your attack on poor Black Mage dishonourable. Because it was a total destruction move, whereas you still exist, even as hellhound s**t. So like it, or lump it.


But he DOESN'T have the ability to automatically phase away from dishonorable attacks.


And you don't either. This isn't your reality. It's mine, and dishonourable attacks are anything that harm me, not the reverse. I don't phase away from dishonourable attacks. I ignore them. Kefka LOL.


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01 Mar 2007, 9:33 pm

ahayes wrote:
I can see up to five seconds into the future by phasing my optic nerve into a dimension that is identical to our own but its time is offset by from our own by five seconds. Though I can conserve quite a bit of energy by only looking three seconds ahead.

Using this power combined with my other abilities I can avoid your scud missiles easily.


Great ability! Can you phase other neurons?


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AlexandertheSolitary wrote:
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I can see up to five seconds into the future by phasing my optic nerve into a dimension that is identical to our own but its time is offset by from our own by five seconds. Though I can conserve quite a bit of energy by only looking three seconds ahead.

Using this power combined with my other abilities I can avoid your scud missiles easily.


Great ability! Can you phase other neurons?


Logically, if he phases his optical nerve five seconds into the future, then, every time he movesm he wrenches his eyeball out of his socket. And that also means that his brain still recieves info from the optical nerve from the present moment.


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