The Random Limericks Thread

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I'd write more limericks today,
But I don't have a whole lot to say,
So I think I may go,
And come back for mo',
Maybe later or sometime Wednesday.

Thank you both for the the kind words!

I'm finishing up a planset
thinkin the date will be met
I was up half the night
they seems pretty right
but until I get paid they are not done yet

That last one you did wasn't quite
Up to the quality of last night,
When the rhythm's that raw,
We should call it a draw,
And try things again in a new light.

I am not so stout as is granite
my life seems a fire, I fannit
when it all gets me down
I can just hang around
with all of my mates on Wrong Planet!


sorry bout that last one

Methinks you may have been faking
That gap in your limerical making
Ability you've shown,
In words of your own,
"goog flurdle widnaggy an halk"-ing.

Ok, that one kinda just flowed together at the beginning, and fell apart at the end.
Yesterday I just thought in limerick form... today not so much.

This one right here's about juggling.
When I do it it feels so relaxing,
If balls land I don't care,
Throw them back in the air.
Maybe it's some kind of stimming?

Jameson, you are the

Limmerick Meister!

Thank you, thank you!
*bows for the growing crowd*

Today has been rather fantastic
until I got hit with elastic
I was overcome with pain
like I was on the plane
I think I am now airsick.

I think this limerick kinda fell apart towards the end. Not bad for my second go at forming a limerick eh?

Go for it, navy!

I heard a new story about Harry,
A guy who became very merry.
When he went to the store,
To buy just one more,
Bottle of Oloroso Sherry.

Now I lay me down to sleep,
And I will get some dreams to keep,
Though I won't remember,
Come this next December,
Tomorrow morn' my alarm will beep.

Oooh oooh, let me try!!

There once was a boy made of glass
Who used to bring lunch into class.
When he used to eat,
It really was neat,
You could watch the food slide to his ass.

I'm not that good at limericks,
Jameson's ones are nice and slick,
If more on here appear,
I might disappear,
As all of these are making me sick.

There once was a fellow quite barmy,
Who went out to chat with the swami.
With a witch in the sands,
Their lunches changed hands,
But they both ended up with salami.

("That was a jolly good rhyme, sing us another one, do!" - The Goons, "Rhymes")

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