Oxymoron phrases you've seen or came up with

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23 Apr 2007, 8:14 pm

Christian Rap. 8O 8O 8O



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23 Apr 2007, 8:15 pm

Er... Evil Potato?



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23 Apr 2007, 9:12 pm

An intelligent school teacher (maybe I'm being a bit harsh)



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24 Apr 2007, 1:25 am

Okay, here's how it works: an oxymoron is a phrase or sentence that contradicts itself and therefore is impossible. Free for $9.95 is a good example because you said it's free, and yet you just asked to charge us some cash. Microsoft Works is another good one because as we all know, it doesn't. 8)


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24 Apr 2007, 1:27 am

ethical journalism



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24 Apr 2007, 1:28 am

Happy emo. :lol:



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24 Apr 2007, 1:29 am

A perfect stereotype

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24 Apr 2007, 1:30 am

Happy Slave.



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24 Apr 2007, 1:31 am

Alive dinosaurs.



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24 Apr 2007, 1:32 am

Modern classic.



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24 Apr 2007, 1:33 am

Beautiful Bendy Bus.



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24 Apr 2007, 1:35 am

Beautiful Betty.



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24 Apr 2007, 1:41 am

Toothpick In The Middle. :lol:



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24 Apr 2007, 1:44 am

Mouse vs Bird. :P



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24 Apr 2007, 1:46 am

Aspie Dog.



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24 Apr 2007, 1:46 am

Final Fantasy (It's gallows humour made into an oxymoron!)


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