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28 Apr 2016, 10:53 pm

I always thought I was French, but I was told I'm actually Parisian.

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29 Apr 2016, 3:19 am

he was told to not emulate adalieader until he had precariously torn spots in his eyes.

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29 Apr 2016, 3:22 am

I bought what I thought was a box of grease, since it had "Grease" written on it, and was surprised to find a DVD with a picture of John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John on it inside.

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29 Apr 2016, 8:26 pm

Catlover5 wrote:

I always thought I was French, but I was told I'm actually Parisian.

if you mean that you're from Paris, then the proper word is "Parisite".

:wink:

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29 Apr 2016, 9:56 pm

If you're hurt, swearing makes it hurt less.

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29 Apr 2016, 11:49 pm

When you rub balloons against your hair, it suddenly is charged, so why don't we research in using balloons instead of batteries to run devices?

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30 Apr 2016, 6:44 am

Since I was not there, I cannot say whether I was absent without leave due to a pernicious waltz that drew my presence to the vacancy.

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30 Apr 2016, 9:24 am

Issac Newton invented gravity.

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30 Apr 2016, 9:31 am

Tenek wrote:

Issac Newton invented gravity.

And...he destoyed levity!

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30 Apr 2016, 11:14 am

Why is the word 'brassiere' singular, and the word 'panties' is plural?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do fish get cramps after eating?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

How do I set my laser printer on stun?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

How does Teflon stick to the pan?

How is it possible to have a "civil" war?

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30 Apr 2016, 12:23 pm

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30 Apr 2016, 12:28 pm

Why do they call them "soap" operas? They're so dirty!

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01 May 2016, 2:23 am

Fnord wrote:

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

square one (1)

or:

the drawing stone tablet.

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03 May 2016, 5:59 am

i can not be bothered to switch off the TV because i can not find the remote, so i am going to play a blank 8 hour DVD instead.

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10 May 2016, 12:52 am

how do you spell "cassette"?

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10 May 2016, 4:58 am

Kiprobalhato wrote:

how do you spell "cassette"?

you research every possible incorrect spelling of it, and then what is left must be the correct spelling.

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