16 Feb 2018, 11:25 pm
*picks up gauntlet and accepts challenge*
might take me a while to get to you though as i don't own a yacht or an airport
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16 Feb 2018, 11:28 pm
16 Feb 2018, 11:31 pm
*picks up gauntlet and accepts challenge*
might take me a while to get to you though as i don't own a yacht or an airport
Both are reachable by land
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16 Feb 2018, 11:32 pm
Hypothetically speaking of course
Wash all of their dishes and cut their grass!
16 Feb 2018, 11:33 pm
Wash all of their dishes and cut their grass!
I would probably mistake you for staff, assuming dishes was being done in the FBO where I mostly eat anyways.
16 Feb 2018, 11:34 pm
*picks up gauntlet and accepts challenge*
might take me a while to get to you though as i don't own a yacht or an airport
Both are reachable by land
Not my land , I'm in the UK , it would take me ages to paddle my tin bath to Florida
16 Feb 2018, 11:35 pm
I actually know something about yachts and planes...
And have family in Florida.
16 Feb 2018, 11:37 pm
Wash all of their dishes and cut their grass!
That's just pure evil , fancy popping over to my place while I'm out
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16 Feb 2018, 11:39 pm
Wash all of their dishes and cut their grass!
That's just pure evil , fancy popping over to my place while I'm out
17 Feb 2018, 12:58 am
17 Feb 2018, 12:59 am
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17 Feb 2018, 1:01 am
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17 Feb 2018, 3:59 am
I am in someone else' house right now.
But I'm not going to mess it up.
It's the third time I've house sat here.
And it's nice having this old ~2800sf house to myself.
It's at the end of a road next to a ravine with tall cedars & a creek running through it - very quiet.
While there isn't anything of real monetary value here, there's a lot of the owner's paintings on the wall to look at.
All I have to do is be here overnight so no one breaks in and water the plants.. and if I do mess it up a little bit, there's a cleaning lady that'll be scheduled to come clean it.
I'm not opposed to a little practical joke if anyone suggests anything truly funny. So far the only one I thought might be a candidate was the suggestion to move everything to the left a little, so when they're back they have a hard time getting their bearings in their own home - that one's kinda harmless funny and I could see it driving them a little nuts for a while until they figured it out. Something simple like that miiiight be something I'd do before I leave here.. so, feel free to keep posting suggestions and if there's some harmless bit of fun that seems juuuuust right I might just go ahead and do it before they get back.
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for supporting trump. Because doing so is deplorable.auntblabby
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17 Feb 2018, 4:26 am
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17 Feb 2018, 4:32 am
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17 Feb 2018, 4:36 am
just to be a little stinker.
