Just some,uh, highlights, in no particular order:
June 2008: Broke my right ankle & had to have 2 screws put in. 6 months later they had to take one screw out. It now hangs on a necklace.
Winter 2008: I got whooping cough, in spite of being vaccinated. I was coughing hard enough to throw up for MONTHS.
Winter 2005: Double roll over car accident (passenger), complete with head injury and waking up freezing in the car having no idea where I was
And I've had a whole LOT of dislocations & I've got some chronic stuff.