Worst Ways to Die - Vote Now!

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Being "Drawn and Quartered" would be one of the most horrible ways to die.

Dragged on a hurdle (a wooden frame) to the place of execution.
Hanged by the neck for a short time or until almost dead.
Disembowelled and emasculated and the genitalia and entrails burned before the condemned's eyes.
Beheaded and the body divided into four parts.

Your body will make you unconscious if you're suffocating for more than a few minutes, no air = black out. Technically you wouldn't die suffering, though the time before black out would be very scary, I have nightmares about it sometimes. Would you believe people actually suffocate themselves on purpose?

"It’s estimated as many as 250 to 1,000 young people die in the United States each year playing some variant of the choking game, but it’s difficult to track statistics because many of the cases are reported as suicides."


I don't really know what would be the worst way to die, but whatever is the most painful for the longest period of time would be it imo.

I've played the choking game. The idea is induce the other kid to faint and experience a slight fluctuation of consciousness.

Oh, the games we played as kids ...

Lung-cancer I think.
A few members of my family have died from it.

Being bored to death by smalltalk.

Small-talk is underrated. It's really not that terrible, all you hyperbolizers. If small-talk were bloodsy awful, how do you account for its popularity? Hell, I'm Aspie and I enjoy small talk. But it's the appetizer, not the entree.

I don't think small-talk is popular, even among NTs. It's just something they feel they have to do, like showering or paying bills or doing the dishes.

Did a Neuro-Typical tell you this? I rather like to shoot the sh*t, as it were. And I'm Aspie. What does that tell you?

I’m thinking that rolling your car into a ditch along a stretch of desolate road and not being found for weeks or even months would be a horrible way to leave this existence.

Getting a life-sized tattoo of someone your height.

That you were misdiagnosed?

Anthing permanent.

Being swallowed whole and living through the digestive prosses

Having your body being slowly fed into a knife sharpener. It probably would take a few days...

Being strangled by your own intestines always ranks up there of course.

Being trapped in an old-style voting machine and levered to death.

Cancer -Fight with all my might and beat the cancer. (Psst. What I said last was no joke. I was enjoying the fact that Aspies think in a diffrent way!)
Explosive Decompression -This depends on the cause.
Crushed Skull -Also depends if it was sudden, accident, or homicide
Immolation -What is this?
Severe Beating -My will would out last, and I would recover.
Lots & Lots of Bees -Eek. Never been stung once.
Smothered -By what?
Drowned -This would be one bummer. I really don't swim well.
Flesh-Eating Bacteria -Too slow to be effective way to die without a chance.
Starvation - I am thin as is. I probably would not die this way.
Poisoning -Antidote.
Blood loss -By what and is the loss a major area?
Firing squad- Take it like a man, and take it as is.
Guillotine- You live for a few seconds after your head is off...that is a bad way to die.
Lightning-Actually, this is one of the better ways if you get blasted out of life.
By loss of life in desert- I would feel pathetic for not using survival skills.

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