What was the stupidest thing you've done in life?

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The Stupidest Things I Ever Did:

1. Run through a plate glass window.

2. Drove and crashed my mom and dad's car when I was only 7 years old! I kid you not.

3. Spoke vehemently about a teacher I hated while she was right behind me.

4. Stole 40 bucks off my mom thinking I could replace it as quick as she noticed it gone.

5. Let my neighbor's cat out thinking it was an outdoor cat.

Etc.

Last edited by MissConstrue on 14 Jan 2009, 10:49 am, edited 1 time in total.

Me and my brother when we were quite young once got in the car and accidently knock the handbreak off and sent the car down the driveway, I didnt know what to do so I just abandond my brother who I think was too young to jump out of the slowly moveing car. Luckily m mother leaves the car with the wheels turned so it turned and ran instead into a small tree that was on the front lawn, but as punishment we didn't get Mcdonalds which was the reason to go into the car in the first place.

Last edited by Bradleigh on 14 Jan 2009, 11:02 am, edited 1 time in total.

^Yeah my situation was similar. My sister was the passenger and she was younger than me.

I was able to jump out while my sister was still in the car. My dad had to throw a rock at it to get the car to halt.

I couldn't walk on my legs for 2 days.....

Wait I think that I have kind of had a flash that I have done some stupid things, but it feels that I have tried to hide the memories. I think I have done things like chew on wires, throwing things off balconies and high places *remebers memory of throwing Gargoyls toy of balcony and its mouth breaking off*. Oh and showing my penis to some class mates when I was in prep or grade one of school (first and second year of school), the talkings to and amount of trouble it caused, it wasnt sexual or anything I just thought the others might find it interesting. Also reminds me of the time I fell asleep in the playground and woke up again some time afterwards while class was on and no one noticed that I was missing. Or the time I was too lazy to wear underwear to school one day (still same period as above) and spent the entire day hopeing no one would notice, or some the days I have gone out with shirt or pants inside out/backwards, or even putting on pyjama pants on instead of uniform as they looked simular and then running back and almost being hit by a car while rideing my bike across the road.

I'm amazed she didn't ground you for life. You got lucky as far as punishment went.

I'm amazed she didn't ground you for life. You got lucky as far as punishment went

Sorry about double post.

Land myself in a psych ward.

^I've done that many times.

Definitely not the dumbest thing I have ever done, but pretty funny none the less...

When I was about 7 years old, my parents and I went to my neighbors house for a BBQ and to see the neighbors new kitchen. Everything from from the floor to the ceiling was brand new, including the sheetrock and paint.

Well my neighbor was having trouble getting ketchup out of a bottle, and I proceeded to show them how you could use centrifical force to get the ketchup to move to the top.

Apparently the cap was not on very tight, and when I began swinging the bottle the cap came off, spraying a shower of ketchup from floor to ceiling. Of course my parents were mortified.

This is actually not the dumbest thing I did, but it was embarassing. I was in the junior high school spelling bee in front of a good-sized audience and mis-spelled "uneducated".

learned how to make meth, since it really isnt my thing (it feels like im doing homework when making it) i dont really do it

being born

I regret agreeing to think about moving out with my sister

stupid of me because we can't get along and she blames all her problems on me:(

When I was five years old my mother and I were standing at the traffic lights, this businessman was standing there as well and for some reason I punched him in the backside. Another time, I went to my Grandmother's ex-husband's house with my mother and a few other people because it was some family gathering, there were about 20 people there. I yelled at the top of my voice that he was a "sh** head" in Polish and everyone there understood. My mother was mortified. And another time, when I was about 8 years old we were at this outdoor concert called Symphony Under the Stars, I stepped in this bbq chicken my mother had brought just as there was a lul in the music so when my mum yelled "get your foot out of the chicken!! !" at me, 8,000 people heard her and all turned around and looked at us. She was angry with me for days and still hasn't let me forget.

Another stupid thing I once did was to attach a rope to the back of my bicycle, I was riding really fast down a hill and as I went past a pole the rope wrapped around the pole and I got sent flying over the handlebars. Another one I did was to jump into my room through a window and smack my head on the low part of the ceiling. I landed on my ar** dazed and sore. Another time I walked into a parked 4WD. I was walking and not looking where I was going when suddenly bang! It really hurt.

This.