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21 Aug 2006, 10:18 pm

Because the Drivers on the Road can see Yellow, better than any other Colour.

Why are Yellow Buses called Banana Buses?

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21 Aug 2006, 10:29 pm

They are used to transport bananas. :wink:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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21 Aug 2006, 11:41 pm

To get back to the Hen House.

Why do the Stars shine at Night?

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22 Aug 2006, 3:14 am

It's because everyone bumps their heads accidentally before they go to bed! lol

Where do slugs come from?

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22 Aug 2006, 3:48 am

SlugWorld!

Why is outer space black?

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22 Aug 2006, 5:36 am

because i painted it that color.

why do cats meow?

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22 Aug 2006, 5:38 am

Because they cant be bothered to bark.

Who invented the moon?

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22 Aug 2006, 5:57 am

The cheese factory.

Why did Van Gogh give a piece of his ear to a prostitute?

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22 Aug 2006, 6:05 am

Because he had no money to give her. :lol:

Why do we have violence in the world?

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22 Aug 2006, 7:30 am

Violence in the world is like shading to a drawing, without it, making out the highlights is more difficult.

Are we out of stupid questions, yet?

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22 Aug 2006, 7:33 am

Of course not. You can't make anything, even questions, foolproof.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop?

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22 Aug 2006, 7:46 am

Depends on the size of the lollipop and the force of the licking

Why do humans need oxygen?

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22 Aug 2006, 8:19 am

Because humans like aerobics.

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22 Aug 2006, 11:03 am

I don't think they call it aerobics anymore they call it cardio.

Why do they keep changing the names of things?

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22 Aug 2006, 11:46 am

To confuse and bemuse us aspies.

Why do we have pop ups on the internet?

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22 Aug 2006, 12:22 pm

It is to encorage bad behavour.

Who inverted pop ups?

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