I'm probably going to end up on a watch list for this one, but I was listening to it nonstop today when my dad and his brothers took me out to the range to celebrate Christmas in our own way - with lots and lots of gunfire.
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<Eminem - One Shot Two Shot>
I told you all m*****f*****s I was coming back!
What now n***a?! what now?! what?!
You's in the projects, n***a!
One shot, two shot, three shots, four shots
All I hear is gunshots, this is where the fun stops
Bodies drop, hit the floor, music's off, parties stop,
Everybody hit the door, someone's licking shots off!
You b*****s is gone, I'm dropped in the club
And I'm tryna run and get my m*****f*****g gun
(N***a what about your wife?) N***a f**k my wife!
I'm tryna run and save my m*****f*****g life
Oh s**t, the shooter's comin'
B*****s, hoes, n****s is running
People shot all over the floor
And I'm tryna make it to the St. Andrew's door
*bang* That's the sound of the Glock
Even DJ House f****d around and got shot
I done messed around and forgot my Tec
I don't see nobody but Fab Five and Hex
(Kuniva you aight?) These n****s is trippin' (Where's Bizarre at?)
I'm tryna slip through the exit and get to where my car is at
B*****s screaming everywhere and n****s is wildin'
Two minutes ago we was all joking and smiling
This chick is clinging onto me sobbin' and sighing
Saying she didn't mean to diss me earlier and she crying
But it's real and it's on and cats is getting killed
So I hugged her and used her body as a human shield
And she got hit, now she yelling (Don't leave me!)
I told her I'd be right back and the dumb b***h believed me
I squeezed through the back door and made my escape
I ran and got my 38 I hope its not to late
One shot, two shot, three shots, four shots
All I hear is gunshots, this is where the fun stops
Bodies drop, hit the floor, music's off, parties stop,
Everybody hit the door, someone's licking shots off!
(N***a I've been tryna call you all day m*****f*****r, where you at?)
I'm on seven mile- (*screeech* *badabadaba*) What the f**k was THAT?!
Damn somebody hit me from the back!
(With they car?) With a gat, n***a, and my tire is flat
And I just hit a pole, Them n****s some hoes
(Is you hit?) No, but I can tell you what they drove
It was a black Mitsubishi
(S**t thats the clique we beefin
with, I swear) Man, and I was on my way there
Believe me I'm leaving a carcass today
Ima park my car and walk the rest of the way
I'm in the mood to strut, my AK ain't even tucked
Ima meet you at the club, we're gonna f**k these hoes up!
One shot, two shot, three shots, four shots
All I hear is gunshots, this is where the fun stops
Bodies drop, hit the floor, music's off, parties stop,
Everybody hit the door, someone's licking shots off!
I've never seen no s**t like this in my life before
People are still camped out from the night before
Sleeping outside the door, waiting in line
Still tryin to get inside the club to see D12 perform
The fire marshalls know, the venue's too small
People are wall to wall
three thousand and some odd vans
And some cum wad
From out in the parking lot
Get into an argument
Over a parking spot
He decides to pull his gun out and let's a few of 'em off
Missed who he's aiming for
Six feet away from the door
Into St. Andrew's hall
Now the strays flying all over the place
Sprays one b***h in the face
Another one of 'em came through the wall
Before anyone could even hear the first shot go off
I'm posted up by the bar having a Mazel Tov
Bullet wizzed right by my ear
Damn near shot it off
Thank G*d I'm alive
I gotta find Denaun
And where the f**k is Von?
He usually tucks one on him
Wait a minute, I think I just saw Bizarre
Nah I guess not- what the f**k? Oh my G*d it was!
I never saw him run so fast in my life
Look at him hauling ass, I think he left his wife
There she is on the ground being trampled
I go to grab her up by the damn hand but I can't pull her
G*d damn there just went another damn bullet, I'm hit!
My vest is barely able to handle it
It's too thin; if I get hit again, I can't do it
I scoop deep, follow Bizarre's path and ran through it
Made it to the front door and collapsed on the steps
Looked up and I seen Swift
Shooting it out, but I can't see who he's shooting it out with
But Denaun's right behind him squeezing his four fifth
One shot, two shot, three shots, four shots
All I hear is gunshots, this is where the fun stops
Bodies drop, hit the floor, music's off, parties stop,
Everybody hit the door, someone's licking shots off!
It's Friday night came to this b***h right
Big ass to my left hand and Desert Eagle to my right
I ain't come in this b***h to party, I came in this b***h to fight
Although I can't stay here to fight, 'cause I'm popping n****s tonight
That's right b*****s! I'm drunk with revenge
Shot a bouncer in the neck for tryna check when I get in
Swift told me to meet him here so it's clear that this f****r
Shot out the back of his truck goes up in this m*****f*****r
One shot for the money! *bang* Two to stop the show! *bang*
Three for the bartender! *bangbang* There's plenty of shots to go
(I JUST WANNA KNOW WHO'S DRIVIN' A BLACK MITSUBISHI!?)
He tried to run, so Proof shot him in the knee with a three piece!
One shot, two shot, three shots, four shots
All I hear is gunshots, this is where the fun stops
Bodies drop, hit the floor, music's off, parties stop,
Everybody hit the door, someone's licking shots off!
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Now with 100% more Black Lagoon for your viewing pleasure.
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"Yeah, so this one time, I tried playing poker with tarot cards... got a full house, and about four people died." ~ Unknown comedian
Happy New Year from WP's resident fortune-teller! May the cards be ever in your favor.
22 Dec 2011, 10:29 pm
