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19 Aug 2011, 6:16 pm

It's very hard to think up a blatant lie(try figuring that one out).



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19 Aug 2011, 6:18 pm

This is the most stupid thread on WP.


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19 Aug 2011, 6:24 pm

Giraffes can roller-skate.


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19 Aug 2011, 6:28 pm

Cornflake wrote:
Giraffes can roller-skate.


I am a giraffe. 8)


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19 Aug 2011, 6:30 pm

Blue-ringed octopi LOVE hanging out here in the desert, with me, for lunch. I think we are going to order Italian.


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19 Aug 2011, 6:32 pm

Microwave ovens work much better under water.


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19 Aug 2011, 6:34 pm

I'm staying up the night.


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19 Aug 2011, 6:41 pm

Fox News is impartial and accurate.


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19 Aug 2011, 6:43 pm

The PPR forum is filled with civilized and respectful discussion.



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19 Aug 2011, 6:45 pm

Cows bounce when dropped.


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19 Aug 2011, 6:45 pm

Jory wrote:
The PPR forum is filled with civilized and respectful discussion.


No it isn't! :lol:


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19 Aug 2011, 6:47 pm

Cornflake wrote:
Cows bounce when dropped.


Have you tried it? It might be true.

I wonder if Mythbusters...



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19 Aug 2011, 6:54 pm

Jory wrote:
Cornflake wrote:
Cows bounce when dropped.
Have you tried it? It might be true.
No, I mean really bounce, basket-ball style. I tipped an Antelope over once, but it just rolled downhill.

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I wonder if Mythbusters...
Mythbusters has tested the feasibility of using Wombats as semaphore flags. It worked.


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19 Aug 2011, 6:59 pm

Roger Ebert ate Gene Siskel.



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19 Aug 2011, 7:05 pm

A melon can be hypnotised.


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19 Aug 2011, 7:15 pm

Covering your car in chunky peanut butter increases it's fuel economy up to 15%.