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14 Dec 2006, 6:13 pm

a free 30 day trip to an insane asylum! and we're throwing in this special offer! 6 days in solitary confinement! here's your free strait suit.


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14 Dec 2006, 10:59 pm

A neatly trimmed beard.


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14 Dec 2006, 11:13 pm

A time lapse photomicrograph of a salamander's esophagus.


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14 Dec 2006, 11:27 pm

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15 Dec 2006, 3:10 am

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15 Dec 2006, 5:01 am

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15 Dec 2006, 7:20 am

A box full of troubles



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15 Dec 2006, 7:54 am

A spoon. :?



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15 Dec 2006, 4:44 pm

a very hyper five year old


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15 Dec 2006, 6:21 pm

A broken umbrella.



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15 Dec 2006, 9:21 pm

A Routemaster bus filled to the roof with wet fast setting cement.



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15 Dec 2006, 9:23 pm

Melted crayons.



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15 Dec 2006, 9:38 pm

A dangerously earthed electric guitar that plugs directly into the mains


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15 Dec 2006, 9:39 pm

Uncomfortable underwear. The kind that's really itchy.



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15 Dec 2006, 9:48 pm

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This plant prefers more open and sunny parts of the tropical rainforest, so is therefore common along tracks, rainforest edges and gaps. It is a member of the family Urticaceae.

The leaves and stems are covered in thick hairs that, if touched, inflict a painful sting. These hairs are manufactured from mineral silica, the chief constituent of glass. If you brush against them, their tips penetrate the skin, break off, and release an irritant poison. The effect of this sting may last for months.




This nice toilet paper


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15 Dec 2006, 10:01 pm

Ahh!! !