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23 Mar 2015, 11:18 pm

You are shiftily sideways in your derogatory implications.



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23 Mar 2015, 11:24 pm

you have the same amount of blood vessels as the next guy.



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23 Mar 2015, 11:25 pm

You have vastly more, but they are hideously constricted.



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23 Mar 2015, 11:30 pm

you have less body hair than a person who has too much body hair.



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23 Mar 2015, 11:33 pm

You blab too much.



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23 Mar 2015, 11:34 pm

you're flying in space with a kitty :cat:



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23 Mar 2015, 11:41 pm

Kitty litter litters your litter.



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23 Mar 2015, 11:46 pm

your cat sheds more hair than your other cat.



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23 Mar 2015, 11:50 pm

You look like you lost some hair after you locked the cats in the shed!



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23 Mar 2015, 11:58 pm

you have cat hair on your cat hair.



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24 Mar 2015, 12:35 am

your fat cat in the hat hails from kiryat gat, where he sat on a mat chewing on a gnat in the misddle of a road, and unaware of the truck shippping a sole bat, almost was made flat until a rat yelled "scat!" and made him turn.


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24 Mar 2015, 12:40 am

^^^
hey, that one would work well in the tongue twister thread as well :wtg:



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24 Mar 2015, 2:48 am

Lol, being in space with my flying kittie is awesome, you guys are missing out :wink:



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24 Mar 2015, 2:51 am

I went to space once without leaving the dentist's chair :hic:



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24 Mar 2015, 8:41 am

You've never been to a dentists in your Life!

(BELIEVE ME, I'VE KISSED HIM!)


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24 Mar 2015, 3:24 pm

your sibilance is sibilant, including in your farts which btw drop their Rs.