Light heartedness for the current crisis

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14 Apr 2020, 2:23 pm

Darmok wrote:

Anybody remember 'Wacky Packages' from the 1970s? - This image of "hand-sanitizer" would be the perfect 'Wacky Package 2.0!' :lol:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wacky_Packages

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14 Apr 2020, 3:22 pm

This has not been a good morning. After spending the last two weeks quarantined inside the house, I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in many years. It turned out to be a horrible big mistake!

I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off and caught my foot in the saddle stirrup, the horse was then dragging me. The horse just would not stop.

Thankfully the manager at Tesco's came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins off me so I wouldn't try to ride the Elephant.

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14 Apr 2020, 9:39 pm

EzraS wrote:

it shows even Mona was prepared .

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14 Apr 2020, 9:42 pm

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14 Apr 2020, 10:03 pm

And a large hungry chick grabs the night crawler.

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14 Apr 2020, 11:35 pm

The latest coronavirus test kits have arrived from China:

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14 Apr 2020, 11:41 pm

Getting ready for baseball season.

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15 Apr 2020, 5:22 am

My favourite

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15 Apr 2020, 7:04 am

Amity wrote:

My favourite

Now he knows what it's like to be a SAHM.. Not so easy huh

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15 Apr 2020, 9:18 am

I hope you all realize that coronavirus humor involves a lot of inside jokes. I would explain that joke to you, but then I would have to wait two weeks to see if you get it. So if you don't understand it, just be patient.

Oh well ... I'm off to binge-watch whatever is available ... but first ...