Random! Random! Random! Random! Purple Monkey Dishwasher!

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I'm playing Schubert's unknown symphony on my chandelier.

One of the cross beams gone out of skew on the treadle

Would your plates and utensils come out purple if you tossed a lilac ape into a dishwasher? If so somebody lend me a purple monkey immediately, purple is pleasant.

If not for an unanticipated hiccup in the space time continuum, I might have been a purple monkey god.

urp.

I can see that Phanh, has opened her can of drink!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!

seaweed is, at least here in amuurica, a highly underrated food item, and more americans should give it a fair shake.

that would make my little corner of the country particularly "cultured", many people seem to enjoy it here.

myself included.

what do you think of pickled sea urchin?

THAT i have never tried.

I never cared for it, it was like chewy vegemite.

vegemite is okay. i have never finished my jar...gotta check the expiry date...


goodnight!

nighty nighty

Signs that you are stuck in the 1980's:

-All your clothing is either neon or pastel-colored.
-You cry out "I HAVE THE POWER!" at least once a day.
-You own a shoe box full of Garbage Pail Kid cards.
-You still practice your Care Bear Stare every day.
-Your hair is extra big and frizzy, or worn in a side pony tail.
-You wear legwarmers even when not in dance class.
-You turn the points of your collared shirts upwards.
-You listen to your music on cassette tapes in your Sony Walkman.
-You play games regularly on your Commodore 64.
-You're the proud owner of several plush ALF dolls.
-You watch episodes The Smurfs that you recorded Saturday mornings on your VCR.
-You know the names of the ghosts in Pac-Man, along with their nicknames, and you've memorized the patterns in which they move to allow you to play until you get to the "kill" screen.

signs you are stuck in the 1970s-

you don't have a smart phone
you don't know how to use a smart phone
you still have film and single-purpose digital cameras
you still have a watch
you still have a stereo system you sit in front of and just listen to music rather than multitask
you still read newspapers in print
you still read magazines
you still have a landline
you still listen to classical music
you don't know what Pokémon (ポケモン is about
you never heard of angry birds
you don't have frequent flier miles

how does it feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel to be a cross between a rabbit and an albino platypus?