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20 Nov 2012, 4:51 pm

I am the biggest racist on Wrong Planet.

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20 Nov 2012, 4:55 pm

The sky is polka-dotted.

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20 Nov 2012, 5:00 pm

It goes dark at night because the Earth is a giant eye and it is closing its eyelid.

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20 Nov 2012, 5:44 pm

I love country music.

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20 Nov 2012, 5:46 pm

Today was the best day of my life and I won a billion dollars today Now I can start my own business like I have always wanted to and I want to open a restaurant and hire the best chefs in the country (this last part is not a lie).

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20 Nov 2012, 6:46 pm

I was treated very well by my parents, as a child. They understood and celebrated my differences.

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20 Nov 2012, 6:50 pm

People never stare at me for no reason.

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20 Nov 2012, 6:53 pm

With careful handling, a cow can be trained to use a trampoline.

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20 Nov 2012, 7:27 pm

I'm a pig and a bigot.

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20 Nov 2012, 8:50 pm

IQ tests are an accurate and reliable way to measure someone's intelligence.

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20 Nov 2012, 9:18 pm

^ Plus, they're very nice on toast.

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20 Nov 2012, 9:25 pm

I have nothing going on at 8:30 tonight.

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21 Nov 2012, 11:24 am

Dear NoxNocturne,
Too bad that Vampyres do not interest you, we could have had some nice conversations.....

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21 Nov 2012, 2:41 pm

I confess I purchased a copy of 50 Shades of Grey and it's one of the best books I've ever read!

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21 Nov 2012, 3:28 pm

I am not going on a diet.

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21 Nov 2012, 4:51 pm

I am a great singer and love to sing in front of a big group of people.

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