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SaveFerris
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05 Sep 2018, 12:42 pm

That red key on my keyboard is flashing.

WPers ? I don't get it Please ruin your joke by explaining it :lol:

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Raleigh
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05 Sep 2018, 12:48 pm

Double you pee-ers

Joke bombed :skull:

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SaveFerris
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05 Sep 2018, 12:56 pm

sorry - not :mrgreen:

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Raleigh
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05 Sep 2018, 1:00 pm

I know you're not.
No more shenanigans from you, young whipper snapper.

Did you have WP withdrawals?

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05 Sep 2018, 1:07 pm

I hate that I have to spend Fridays alone while other guys have girlfriends to share them with. Why do people tell me to wait for a girlfriend when I am 30?

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05 Sep 2018, 1:10 pm

Whipper Snapper ? I thought we had the same mental age.. No withdrawal whatsoever from WP , bit pissed that I couldn't message people though. Trying very hard not to go on a reporting crusade , if the mods thought I was difficult before wait till I flood them with complaints rather than trying to tackle it myself :twisted:

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05 Sep 2018, 1:13 pm

Marknis wrote:

Why do people tell me to wait for a girlfriend when I am 30?

Maybe it is in the hope that you might feel better about yourself ? In my experience when you are looking for a GF it's very difficult , most of my GF's have come about by chance when I wasn't looking. My theory is that maybe I came across as desperate when I was looking - not an attractive quality.

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Raleigh
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05 Sep 2018, 1:19 pm

SaveFerris wrote:

Maybe I meant whipper snipper. :wink:

Cannot comprehend how you wouldn't miss the double standards, hypocracy and sniping.
And that's just in this thread. :lol:

Kidding.

And the constant crashes.
How could you live without them?
WTH is wrong with you?

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05 Sep 2018, 1:37 pm

SaveFerris wrote:

Marknis wrote:

Why do people tell me to wait for a girlfriend when I am 30?

A few told me to wait because they thought I was "immature" and that really offended me. Others said I had to wait for "God's plan" to happen. One of my aunts' even told me God was still writing my love story and I just had to roll my eyes at that.

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05 Sep 2018, 1:53 pm

Yay! Mr Ferris is back too.

It's like a sunny day at the park and all the mates have turned up at once.

Raleigh
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05 Sep 2018, 1:57 pm

Yes, all we need is tea and scones.

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Raleigh
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05 Sep 2018, 1:58 pm

I have posted in PPR twice this morning. :skull:

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Kiprobalhato
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05 Sep 2018, 2:09 pm

thanos car

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05 Sep 2018, 2:22 pm

Raleigh wrote:

I have posted in PPR twice this morning.

Dude, step away. Look and me and ask yourself, "Do I want to end up like that?"

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05 Sep 2018, 2:42 pm

^ too late!

I posted again.

Aye yam doomed.

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Raleigh
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05 Sep 2018, 2:55 pm

I guess I don't like thinking about the corners of my mind because it seems to me like it's all folded up in there and it should more correctly have creases than corners.
If you have corners you'd have to have a box.
And my mind is too messy to be anything like a box.

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