^^Er...I don't think it would be a good idea to have someone with 50/100 vision be a lookout.

But, hey, I can totally wear an eyepatch and not bump into things!
I think I'm too skinny to wear that outfit, and I have no experience with rollerskate boots.
We could name our ship The Antidisestablishmentarialism or The Superkalifragilisticexpialidosous, but either of those might be too long.
You can always be a saucy wench. Every pirate ship needs two or three saucy wenches. I think a sword and eyepatch are optional accessories with that uniform.