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Sylkat
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01 Dec 2012, 2:35 pm

We are shocked by this; simply shocked!

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01 Dec 2012, 3:47 pm

I am made of vinyl.


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01 Dec 2012, 3:59 pm

I hate my computer.



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01 Dec 2012, 4:21 pm

I'm not actually a Reptilian shapeshifter


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01 Dec 2012, 7:27 pm

I am not a terrible Evil Overlord come to reduce lifespans by observation.



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01 Dec 2012, 8:00 pm

I've managed to staple my eyelids open. That would be more useful if they weren't transparent anyway.


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01 Dec 2012, 8:09 pm

I am feeling very optimistic about Christmas this year. :(


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01 Dec 2012, 8:29 pm

I am shredding literal tonnes of paper and hope no more raw materials come into my possession.



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02 Dec 2012, 6:20 am

I am a toaster.



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02 Dec 2012, 2:18 pm

I have no flying toaster screensavers.



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02 Dec 2012, 7:38 pm

I am inventing a flying toaster that can be controlled by using a remote control.


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02 Dec 2012, 7:48 pm

I have a hover-toaster.


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02 Dec 2012, 11:48 pm

I just love NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell!



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03 Dec 2012, 4:33 am

0.99999... does not equal 1



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03 Dec 2012, 10:21 am

I hate to be a pedant but...



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03 Dec 2012, 10:24 am

I <3 NHL commissioner Gary Bettman.


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