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23 Feb 2024, 6:27 am

In a meat grinder.
Asked someone to get it for you, but their hand is stuck in a meat grinder.

How to call an ambulance?

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23 Feb 2024, 6:58 am

Break your neck and someone will do it for you.

How to drink water?

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23 Feb 2024, 11:21 am

Pour it directly into your eyes.

Who showed who the money?

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23 Feb 2024, 11:26 am

dark chocolate

What are you doing?

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23 Feb 2024, 11:49 am

Conquering the world, of course.

What will be the first thing after you conquer the world?

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23 Feb 2024, 1:33 pm

Conquer the moon.

What are the main ingredients of a meringue?

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23 Feb 2024, 1:46 pm

Manure and electrified toxic waste.

How can Batman breathe in space?

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25 Feb 2024, 5:54 pm

Very easily.

How can i stop the air coming out of this balloon?

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25 Feb 2024, 10:49 pm

Become the balloon.

Why rocket science?

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25 Feb 2024, 10:59 pm

Because open heart surgery.

The bees are coming! How do I fend them off?!

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26 Feb 2024, 3:13 am

With your bare chest, of course!

What is personal space?

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26 Feb 2024, 4:31 am

The black hole that is everyone's stomach.

Ideal alternative for cooking oil?

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26 Feb 2024, 4:51 am

Boiling gasoline.

How to be a better parent?

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01 Mar 2024, 1:20 pm

Being a better parent involves active listening, fostering open communication, and providing a balance between support and independence for your child, and no less than 3 lbs of dark chocolate per day.

Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who? (Because I really want to know)

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01 Mar 2024, 5:44 pm

Hoots the huntsman's owl...

Where does one get a second opinion?

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01 Mar 2024, 5:56 pm

If you get the first opinion in writing you can simply get a second from a photocopier.

How do you get a pilots license?

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