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01 Mar 2024, 6:25 pm

You have to eat an entire airplane with a fork while it's flying before it flies completely around the world.

What's happening?


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01 Mar 2024, 7:15 pm

Fred Berry is dancing on the interstellar Soul Train of the sky wearing Saturn’s rings as his new beret.

Where did I park my car?


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02 Mar 2024, 2:07 pm

Kepler-22b.

What is magnetism?


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02 Mar 2024, 4:16 pm

Magnetism is that feeling you get when you stick your tongue on a frozen metal surface.

How are black holes formed?


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08 Mar 2024, 4:47 pm

You make a black ring donut, and fry the bit of dough you remove from the centre.

What musical instrument did Liberace play?


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09 Mar 2024, 9:22 am

The armpit.

Why does the beaver oven breathe?


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12 Apr 2024, 9:21 pm

To sympathize with the iron waffler makers.


What is the best thing to do when all you have is a hammer?


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12 Apr 2024, 9:27 pm

Eat the hammer.

How do you charge your phone when you can't find an outlet?


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12 Apr 2024, 11:13 pm

Drive to the nearest inlet.
Put it in the water with some electricity.



How to get a better night's sleep?


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13 Apr 2024, 9:55 am

Lots of coffee, loud music, and open windows letting freezing cold air in.

Can't we just have some plain old meatloaf?


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13 Apr 2024, 1:02 pm

Yes, we can't. We only have new loaf meat that stands out.


Why are there no green stars?


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13 Apr 2024, 2:33 pm

They all got eaten by the purple stars.

How do dishwashers work?


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06 May 2024, 8:17 am

Same way all modern technology works. Cogs and springs.

Why does Garfield hate Mondays so much? He doesn't even work a 9 to 5 job.


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08 May 2024, 7:02 pm

Because on Mondays Jon only serves cheap, store bought, frozen lasagna. :eew:

Why is it perfectly acceptable for mosquitoes in a cartoon to be wearing clothing, living in their own house, and speaking English, but if the male mosquito bites and drinks blood in said cartoon, that is not acceptable because in real life only the female bites and drinks blood?



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08 May 2024, 7:45 pm

He's trans.

Why aren't houses built with more windows?


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08 May 2024, 8:13 pm

To limit the amount of UV rays from the sun coming in and damaging your skin. Houses nowadays are built to decrease the rate of skin cancer.

Why is polyester so uncomfortable?


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