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26 Sep 2018, 7:36 pm

I was glad the octopus eventually escaped from the man's face for the sake of both

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26 Sep 2018, 8:11 pm

This is the piggy you want to avoid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyQiXVvMNn8

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26 Sep 2018, 8:12 pm

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No-one found the link about the seal whacking the kayaker in the face with an octopus interesting?

Would you like me to remove it Raleigh?

I see my invisibility pills are working or I am indeed no one :mrgreen:

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26 Sep 2018, 8:19 pm

Raleigh wrote:

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TIL: That the little piggy going to market in the kids nursery rhyme wasn't going shopping

The little piggy eating roast beef used to worry me.

Some dude on Reddit wrote:

First little piggy went to the market aka the slaughterhouse. Second piggy, stays home and makes more piglets. Third piggy, has roast beef to bulk him up so he is ready for the slaughter house. Fourth piggy had none because he is already at the slaughterhouse and they don’t feed them much there so it is less clean up. Fifth piggy ran home, some say he escaped and was actually saying “Oui Oui Oui” aka Yes! because he was free, so say he was saying Wee Wee because he was being taken to the slaughter house and was trying to run and squealing. What a fun rhyme.

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26 Sep 2018, 8:25 pm

SaveFerris wrote:

B19 wrote:

No-one found the link about the seal whacking the kayaker in the face with an octopus interesting?

Would you like me to remove it Raleigh?

I see my invisibility pills are working or I am indeed no one :mrgreen:

Who are you again?

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26 Sep 2018, 8:26 pm

EzraS wrote:

This is the piggy you want to avoid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyQiXVvMNn8

and these mc piggies :lol:

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26 Sep 2018, 8:30 pm

^ the wife looks like she's about to cook the husband.

I've been watching too many midday movies.

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26 Sep 2018, 8:30 pm

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a daughter.

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26 Sep 2018, 8:33 pm

Raleigh wrote:

SaveFerris wrote:

B19 wrote:

No-one found the link about the seal whacking the kayaker in the face with an octopus interesting?

Would you like me to remove it Raleigh?

I see my invisibility pills are working or I am indeed no one :mrgreen:

Who are you again?

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26 Sep 2018, 8:35 pm

EzraS wrote:

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a daughter.

Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass And grabbed her arse Now his two front teeth are missing.

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26 Sep 2018, 8:36 pm

Mary had a little lamb,
It's fleece was black as charcoal.
And every time it wagged it's tail,
You could see it's little...

...eyes glow.

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26 Sep 2018, 8:37 pm

Raleigh wrote:

^ the wife looks like she's about to cook the husband.

I've been watching too many midday movies.

Her right arm is just out of shot holding a carving knife

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26 Sep 2018, 8:38 pm

Mary had a little lamb, the midwife fainted

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26 Sep 2018, 8:40 pm

Judging by the grimace on his face she's already stabbed him.

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26 Sep 2018, 8:43 pm

I read a debate once about the meaning of Humpty Dumpty.
Some claim it's about Richard III, some claim it's about a giant cannon, and so on.

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26 Sep 2018, 8:47 pm

I had a book of nursery rhymes when I was a kid and I swear the picture of Humpty Dumpty looked exactly like Donald Trump.

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