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tinky
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15 Dec 2006, 10:16 pm

escherichia coli magnified 100x

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15 Dec 2006, 10:29 pm

Warts.

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16 Dec 2006, 12:05 am

a tic tac

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16 Dec 2006, 12:06 am

Bologna.

tinky
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16 Dec 2006, 12:33 am

a tasmanian devil

he likes you!

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16 Dec 2006, 12:34 am

He's cute!

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16 Dec 2006, 1:36 am

a nuclear submarine machine gun with sniper scope and gernade launcher attachment.

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16 Dec 2006, 1:39 am

you get a DOS programming guide aannndd...and a DOS computer! plus you get a creepy guy name roger who enjoys throwing knives at people

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16 Dec 2006, 2:05 am

An Italian who plays the banjo.

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16 Dec 2006, 3:03 pm

Tinky crikey that Tasmanian Devil looks terrifying.

Kate Thornton's tights.

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16 Dec 2006, 3:06 pm

Billy Bob Thorton's underwear.

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16 Dec 2006, 5:26 pm

A Hypodermic Needle full of hazardous chemicals.

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16 Dec 2006, 6:17 pm

A jar full of puss from my zits :lol: :lol: :lol:

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16 Dec 2006, 6:31 pm

Fat-Free milk.

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16 Dec 2006, 8:14 pm

Free tickets to a noisy party where everyone is forced to make small talk.

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16 Dec 2006, 10:12 pm

I have still plenty of this environmentally friendly toilet paper

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Stinging Tree

This is a tree to be avoided at all costs. Any cost.

It has large leaves that look harmless, but they are covered with thousands of microscopic pricks that embed themselves into skin if touched. And these little blighters itch like crazy. The itch is intense, painful and extremely frustrating – especially if you have used the inviting-looking leaves as a substitute for toilet paper. (Sounds awful, but it’s been known to occur.)

To relieve the pain, there is little you can do. Applying vinegar to the irritated area may help slightly, but it is wise to visit a hospital for any sting.

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