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09 Oct 2018, 11:54 am

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What about a pool boy?


I'm not sure it would be prudent to hire a pool boy when I don't possess a pool.

I'd get a dogsbody if I could afford it.


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09 Oct 2018, 1:06 pm

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Where is everyone getting this ferret fake news from? It must be the Russians.



Has obviously been heavily sedated.



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09 Oct 2018, 1:09 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
EzraS wrote:
What about a pool boy?


I'm not sure it would be prudent to hire a pool boy when I don't possess a pool.

I'd get a dogsbody if I could afford it.


A what? Why can't you people speak proper English like the rest of us?



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09 Oct 2018, 1:22 pm

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People are complaining about this "disgustingly sexist" hotel ad.
Sickening stuff. :roll:

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I don't see it unless it's the choice of reading material , can't even tell what she's reading.

She's reading Chanel, a fashion magazine.
And the fruit is on her side of the bed.

What??


In that picture it looks like a holiday so basically it's saying that the man can't relax and needs the news while the woman can relax and read fashion. As for the fruit how dare they suggest that women eat fruit wtf !

The hotel had to take down the ad and apologise because "how dare they suggest that women don't read The Financial Review?"

First of all the fruit's on her side because she said she wasn't hungry and the other stuff was put next to him

because he ordered all that because he knows she'll change her mind and end up eating most of his breakfast

anyway.

She chose the fashion mag because she thinks they are on holiday to be together and this way she can comment

on it and ask him questions about the news and share both. He chose the news because it's bigger and he thinks

he's on holiday for some peace and quiet and he'll get away with falling asleep behind it while she talks to herself.



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09 Oct 2018, 1:28 pm

EzraS wrote:
Has obviously been heavily sedated.

Yes, sedating their prey is a common trick that ferrets use. :wink:
Like weasels and other mustelids, ferrets also use other psychological tricks such as their "war dance". As Wikipedia says...
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Naturalists speculate that weasels in the wild use the dance to confuse or disorient prey.

...as shown here by a ferret named... oh... that's a bit suspicious...


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09 Oct 2018, 1:30 pm

EzraS wrote:
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EzraS wrote:
What about a pool boy?


I'm not sure it would be prudent to hire a pool boy when I don't possess a pool.

I'd get a dogsbody if I could afford it.


A what? Why can't you people speak proper English like the rest of us?

It's the person you get in to clean out the moat. Nobody has a pool here, that's just silly.



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09 Oct 2018, 2:41 pm

Wwwwww


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09 Oct 2018, 2:51 pm

Xxxxxx


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09 Oct 2018, 3:57 pm

Yyyyyy


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09 Oct 2018, 4:00 pm

EzraS wrote:
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What about a pool boy?


I'm not sure it would be prudent to hire a pool boy when I don't possess a pool.

I'd get a dogsbody if I could afford it.


A what? Why can't you people speak proper English like the rest of us?


You people!? What do you mean "you people!?" Are you racist!? You must really hate us whities :P


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09 Oct 2018, 4:03 pm

Zzzzzz



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09 Oct 2018, 4:15 pm

f**k dating


it's impossible


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09 Oct 2018, 4:21 pm

go and talk to Fnord and his foil Xfiles geek , they'll see you right


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09 Oct 2018, 4:24 pm

Let me guess...you have to improve yourself and be interesting to get people interested.

So boring twats like me should be single.


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09 Oct 2018, 4:26 pm

I sometimes fall into that trap, trying to please everyone all the time.


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09 Oct 2018, 4:29 pm

^ yes, I was the same, a doormat.
And the more you do it the less people respect you.


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