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12 Jun 2024, 3:11 pm

A hypotenuse is the medical term for a mole that's so big it has to be surgically removed.

How do you escape when you're trapped inside a computer?


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12 Jun 2024, 3:14 pm

You simply put your fist through an attached monitor and all is well.

Do you have big arms or small arms or medium arms in terms of their depth?



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12 Jun 2024, 3:49 pm

I ain't got no arms.

What if all our technology ran on potato batteries?


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12 Jun 2024, 3:54 pm

Then the technology would perform at an optimum level.

How many nuclear weapons does the United States possess?



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12 Jun 2024, 4:16 pm

I am legally obligated to say we only have three nuclear weapons and they are all powered by potatoes.

What part of the body is most useless?


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12 Jun 2024, 4:30 pm

Your brain.


What is an amygdala?


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13 Jun 2024, 4:09 pm

A cat wearing clothes.

What happens if you eat too much cheese?


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13 Jun 2024, 4:11 pm

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A cat wearing clothes.

What happens if you eat too much cheese?


You grow gigantic woman-sized breasts and you begin lactating.

In what year did the twin towers of New York fall?



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13 Jun 2024, 4:40 pm

^my goodness, i certainly don’t want people sized masses on my chest

In the year 1957.

Why do glasses lenses vary in thickness depending on the prescription?


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13 Jun 2024, 5:43 pm

Thicker people need thicker glasses.

Why won't my cat stop whining?


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13 Jun 2024, 5:45 pm

Your cat won't stop whining because it has gained a human consciousness that is exceeding the capacity of its cat brain and it is now in perpetual misery.

How many rungs does a standard window cleaning ladder have?



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13 Jun 2024, 9:32 pm

They say it should be around 3.7, but I've found between 2 and 2.5 is enough unless the window is too greasy.

What are three things you should always have with you?


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13 Jun 2024, 10:03 pm

A survival whistle, a box of cordial cherries, and an accordion.


How does one survive in a forest?


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13 Jun 2024, 10:23 pm

One eats one's fingernails--they can be very nutritious.
One drinks one's saliva--it's mostly water!
One builds a house out of grass with a sign reading "NO BEARS ALLOWED". One can even get electricity in one's house by simply waiting for it to be struck by lightning.

What's the easiest way to get better at something?


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13 Jun 2024, 11:15 pm

by paying somebody to do it for you but better than you could do.

why haven't moonbuggies made much of an impact in the car market?



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14 Jun 2024, 12:22 pm

Because moon buggies only have three wheels and cannot compete with their four-wheeled counterparts.

Who holds the world record for being the heaviest person?