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14 Jun 2024, 12:24 pm

Neil from the Young Ones.

Who will be the next UK Prime Minister?

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14 Jun 2024, 12:36 pm

Your mother.

What should you do in a tornado?

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14 Jun 2024, 1:02 pm

Fly a kite. It’s the best weather you’ll get.

Why do volcanoes go extinct (inactive)?

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14 Jun 2024, 1:39 pm

They throw up lava because they're sick. They go extinct when they get better.

Why don't birds have arms?

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14 Jun 2024, 1:49 pm

chuck manson.

please define for me, the substance of non-luminiferous ether.

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14 Jun 2024, 3:39 pm

Non-luminiferous ether is a clear, colorless liquid which is non-flammable, safe to consume, and occasionally develops superintelligence and tries to destroy the world.

How do you get rid of hiccups?

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14 Jun 2024, 5:36 pm

Swallowing lit dynamite.

What's next in a parade of constant interruption?

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I am sick, and in so being I am the healthy one.
If my darkness or eccentricity offends you, I don't really care.
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There is no such thing as perfect. We are beautiful as we are. With all our imperfections, we can do anything.

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14 Jun 2024, 7:35 pm

Well, usually the next step is--sorry, I have to take this call. One minute.

How did the universe begin?

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14 Jun 2024, 7:41 pm

The universe began not with a big bang, but with a big splash. And the splash was made of Coca Cola.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

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14 Jun 2024, 11:41 pm

because their bodies produce a vast excess of nitric oxide.

why do porcupines have a bunch of spines all over their bodies?

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15 Jun 2024, 8:08 am

Their spikes help them climb trees.

How many sides does a triangle have?

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15 Jun 2024, 8:22 am

2 because the other one doesn't count as a side

Which way is up

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15 Jun 2024, 8:23 am

The way up, is sideways.

Why do fish swim in water?

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15 Jun 2024, 8:25 am

Because they get thirsty when they exercise

What colour is pink

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15 Jun 2024, 8:27 am

It is a mixture of green and blue.

Why do birds fly?

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15 Jun 2024, 8:42 am

Because they don't have wheels

How many miles is in 10 miles

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