CockneyRebel wrote:
Our new pet spam bot really hates Germany.

I know what you mean, but I cannot help but imagine there are bots made of Spam, that people can purchase, maybe adopt, fur (typo, but keeping it) for some reason dislikes, or hates, Germany. The problem is they might be affectionate, in every other way, but it doesn't matter because if you take if for a walk, it will likely get picked up by a dog, or cat, or some types of birds, squirrels or a racoons, mice or rats. Spam has so many natural enemies, I don't understand how they could survive for long.
Do spam bots hate other things as well?

Spam bots, still in their protective cocoons.I cannot help but imagine Spam bots has a chunk of glump of various meats compressed into a smooth non-descriptive clob with colorful projective armor to project it in childhood.
Fun Fact: Shoe Manufacturers refuse to make footwear for pet Spam Bots. The Spam Bots are
constantly losing their shoes, with their feet still inside (weak ankles), and then the Pet bot of Spam starts lashing out at Germans, Blaming Germany for their American shoes made in China. When the shoes are found, the feet are inevitably gone, consumed by one of the many critters that enjoy the taste of Spam and frankly is tire of hearing the Spam complain about losing its shoes and blaming Germans when everyone knew it was the Spam's lack of internal ankle strength.
Fun Fact II: Pet Spam Bots do not get along with other pets, but it doesn't matter because Hormel recommends Pet Spam Bots should be "only pets." When Spam Bots have to share the pet stage with other pets, the Spam Bot generally becomes belligerent and sassy to the other pets, only to magically disappear, leaving only a hint of its existence in the smell of the other pet's belch.
(This is what happens when I take a 40 minute nap. The nonsense and grammar problems just spew from me.)
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