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15 Jun 2024, 9:09 am

10 miles equals 50 gallons.

What is the monetary currency of the United States?


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15 Jun 2024, 9:27 am

The US Roulade

Where are your elbows


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15 Jun 2024, 9:36 am

On my mother's ankles and father's knees.

How does one break all 206 human bones while it's still in a living body?


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15 Jun 2024, 9:38 am

By eating too many mushrooms

How do you grow your hair really fast


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15 Jun 2024, 9:39 am

You shave your head daily until it grows faster than you can shave it.

What is beer made from?


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15 Jun 2024, 9:41 am

Pixy spit and sawdust

Why does the wind blow


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15 Jun 2024, 11:28 am

Trees sneezing.

How can I get in my house when I locked myself out?


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15 Jun 2024, 12:00 pm

What is the name of the main character in Harry Potter? (Wrong answers only)


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15 Jun 2024, 12:15 pm

Answer to Utterly Absurd: By digging a hole to the Earth's center.

Answer to Awso: Frodo

E equals what?


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15 Jun 2024, 12:53 pm

emm cee circle.

why do buttocks look like (_)(_) instead of (WW)



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16 Jun 2024, 11:55 am

Because X marks the spot

How many miles is it to the nearest watering hole


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16 Jun 2024, 3:41 pm

1+1.

why has there never been a "ZZZZ top" rock group?



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10 Jul 2024, 12:39 am

Because they would put people to sleep, and rock tunes aren't exactly known for being soothing lullabyes.

Why does Mickey Mouse have a dog for a pet and another dog for a best friend?



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10 Jul 2024, 1:39 pm

Because Disney believes Goofy should be the one to wear the pants even though Pluto wants to wear pants too.

Who is the milkman?


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10 Jul 2024, 1:56 pm

If you're looking around and you can't tell who the milkman is, then you're the milkman.

Is water more fun when it's a gas or a liquid?


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10 Jul 2024, 2:20 pm

It's more fun to be in it when it's solid.

Who says birds are related to dinosaurs?


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