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03 Aug 2024, 10:30 pm

On the great nation state of Kenturkin.

Where's my money?


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03 Aug 2024, 10:51 pm

In your ear.

Why doesn't your nose fly off when you sneeze really hard?


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04 Aug 2024, 12:58 am

Olympic Dog Walking

Why do I have a hard time sleeping for more than 3 hours at a time?


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04 Aug 2024, 8:02 am

*I'm not sure if the Chinese characters here can be shown correctly

Well for 2+2
In Chinese it can be written as "二+二"
So the funny thing happened
"二" and "+" together can be a Chinese character "王", then rotate the second "二" 90 degrees, put them all together, you can get a character "兲"
It means tortoise so
2+2=tortoooooooooise

Well where is it funny then


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04 Aug 2024, 11:29 am

9654 wrote:
*I'm not sure if the Chinese characters here can be shown correctly

Well for 2+2
In Chinese it can be written as "二+二"
So the funny thing happened
"二" and "+" together can be a Chinese character "王", then rotate the second "二" 90 degrees, put them all together, you can get a character "兲"
It means tortoise so
2+2=tortoooooooooise

Well where is it funny then

When it should be 二十ハ is 兲


Why did this man brought 90 units of 2 by 2 feet long tortoises instead of sleeping soundly for 28 hrs a day?


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04 Aug 2024, 3:27 pm

To build an army to rob cruise ships.

Why do some people filter their coffee with pantyhose?


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04 Aug 2024, 4:27 pm

utterly absurd wrote:
In your ear.

Why doesn't your nose fly off when you sneeze really hard?


We had a 3 legged cat called "Spook".
A white cat in a sunburnt country.
He got nasal cancer and sneezed his nose off (onto my pillow)
The vet offered to sculpt the hole into a single nostril, but Spook was too old to torture with surgery, so he got a green dream.

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Why do some people filter their coffee with pantyhose

Because they don't like the taste of toilet paper.?

How long do you spend in the shower?



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04 Aug 2024, 4:35 pm

I stay there until I'm forcibly ejected by the staff at the DIY shop.

Why does your hair turn white as you age?


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04 Aug 2024, 7:52 pm

It turns white when it is ripe.

What is the best breakfast food?


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05 Aug 2024, 11:37 am

Mold.

Why are there no exits?


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05 Aug 2024, 3:22 pm

Because you're in a coffin six feet down

If you have a mothball in each hand, then how hot is your coffee?



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08 Aug 2024, 8:10 pm

Room temperature...it was at body temperature for moths but they're dead now.

Why does this question stop here?


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08 Aug 2024, 11:22 pm

There was a “road work ahead” sign and the question had no available detour.


Why do mosquitoes flock to me the second i step outside?


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09 Aug 2024, 12:04 am

Because it's Halloween

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09 Aug 2024, 12:09 am

string bean envy.

What colour would you prefer police cars to be?



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09 Aug 2024, 12:38 am

Perfectly transparent. That way you can't see them coming and you don't have to get out of the way.

How can I avoid accomplishing anything tomorrow?


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