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09 Aug 2024, 5:33 am

You get high with a super AI on your brain implant chip. You accomplish everything right NOW instead of tomorrow. :lol:

How does one measure foot sizes?

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09 Aug 2024, 12:31 pm

In feet.

What is the tallest fish in South America?

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09 Aug 2024, 2:12 pm

The Babel fish.

Where can one find the rare pink elephant?

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09 Aug 2024, 2:15 pm

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The Babel fish.

Where can one find the rare pink elephant?

They show up whenever you experience severe alcohol withdrawal.

How do I make them stop dancing?

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09 Aug 2024, 2:36 pm

Break their upper spinal cords. Closest to the neck, the better.

Why is there even a pink elephant in the room?

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09 Aug 2024, 3:47 pm

It's obviously sunburnt and needs the shade,

What I want to know is...
How did it get in through a human sized door?

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09 Aug 2024, 7:04 pm

With a cherry on top.

What kind of beer do you like?

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09 Aug 2024, 8:12 pm

Something I can root for.

What is the best science fiction TV series?

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09 Aug 2024, 8:51 pm

Sex and the City

Who would win in a wrestling boxing hybrid match between Abe Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt?

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10 Aug 2024, 3:15 am

In a van, down by the river.

Why do people run from me when I'm struggling?

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10 Aug 2024, 8:53 am

Because you're a zombie.

What happens after that?

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10 Aug 2024, 10:58 am

Duh! A question mark!

When will the Moon crash into the Earth?

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10 Aug 2024, 11:32 am

When Tah-Um wishes it so.

What is an example of an onomatopoeia?

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10 Aug 2024, 4:41 pm

Onomatopoeia !
It's the sound of someone confused by a string of vowels.

Why do dogs like having their heads out of the car window?

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10 Aug 2024, 5:55 pm

To eat oncoming bugs.

How do Boston Baked Beans stay fresh inside a gumball machine?

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10 Aug 2024, 8:15 pm

They eat gum.

When is the beginning?

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