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Rhisiart_Steffan
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24 Aug 2006, 4:42 am

It is a inter-goverment conspicy

What are UFO's?


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24 Aug 2006, 4:48 am

Unidentified Fawr Others.

What's up with Rhisiart?


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24 Aug 2006, 4:50 am

I have weird and wacky moods where I wanna be silly!

What is up with Mr. Mark?


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24 Aug 2006, 4:58 am

Abstract Data Type.

Why are conspiracy theories so popular?


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24 Aug 2006, 10:08 am

Because they are good at social networking.

What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?



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24 Aug 2006, 10:19 am

Then it would reveal the meaning of life. 8O

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24 Aug 2006, 12:12 pm

They don't. It's just another conspiracy to save energy by burning it.

Have you ever seen anyone do the Hokey Pokey so well, you were convinced it related to the meaning of life?


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24 Aug 2006, 6:37 pm

Yes, but I think we were all doing mushrooms just then.

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24 Aug 2006, 7:19 pm

It's because they're really the Wicked Witch of the West's decendants, and you know what happened to her when she was in water? She melted! lol

How fat is Santa now?


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24 Aug 2006, 10:03 pm

Santa got stuck in a chimney long ago, and still can't get out.

Who let the dogs out?



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25 Aug 2006, 12:42 am

They should be let out so they can be free to be themselves

what causes thunder and lightning?


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25 Aug 2006, 3:06 pm

The Devil :twisted:

Why does every Hippie Experiment that I try on myself, in order to mellow out end up blowing up in my Face?



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25 Aug 2006, 5:51 pm

Because every Hippie Experiment is about STAYING mellow. You have to be mellow to start with.



How the hell do you get mellow?


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26 Aug 2006, 2:39 pm

By drinking a gallon of Mellow Yellow mixed with marshmallows in two hours. After that, I think you may have achieved a "mission accomplished"! lol

Why don't people who believe in aliens just attack the aliens before they attack us?


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26 Aug 2006, 4:51 pm

because most of the aliens are peaceful, and we do not want to hurt the peaceful ones

what makes the moon stay up in the sky at night



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26 Aug 2006, 6:18 pm

Because it doesn't like the feel of the grass between its toes.

Who really cuts up all the puzzles?