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19 Aug 2011, 10:09 pm

I am the inspiration for the lyrics of Enya's "If I Could Be Where You Are".

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19 Aug 2011, 10:18 pm

The next post will not be a lie.

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19 Aug 2011, 10:26 pm

I am lying.

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19 Aug 2011, 10:33 pm

I travel by jet pack occasionally.

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19 Aug 2011, 10:40 pm

I love being told what and not what to eat.

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20 Aug 2011, 3:19 am

i own a god and i pray to dog.

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20 Aug 2011, 3:29 am

If you put gold coins in an iron pot, a rainbow will sprout out of it.

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20 Aug 2011, 3:33 am

I just cleaned my rainbow generator.

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20 Aug 2011, 8:06 am

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20 Aug 2011, 8:20 am

In the UK we have canoe lanes on the roads.

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20 Aug 2011, 8:23 am

Cornflake doesn't get an excited urge to reply when someone posts in this thread

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20 Aug 2011, 8:24 am

TenPencePiece is made of plastic in real life.

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20 Aug 2011, 8:31 am

auntblabby wrote:

i own a god and i pray to dog.

It's the opposite for me.

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20 Aug 2011, 8:32 am

Water is nonessential.

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20 Aug 2011, 8:35 am

I am the living embodiment of the typographic representation of disinformation or irrelevant information intending to misdirect, with the implication of a worldwide conspiracy.

Or not.

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20 Aug 2011, 9:08 am

Isaac Newton was the first to climb Mount Everest.

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