The corrupted wish game

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KBABZ
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25 Nov 2006, 5:02 am

Granted, but you have to go through a Finding Nemo life-story that has a sad ending.

I wish people would be more creative in life.

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25 Nov 2006, 2:54 pm

granted they find more creative ways to kill one another

i wish that i could see all the stars in the sky

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25 Nov 2006, 2:58 pm

tinky wrote:

granted they find more creative ways to kill one another

i wish that i could see all the stars in the sky

You get to see them. As you are outside one of them seems to be getting closer and closer. A chunck of space rock hits you in the face and you die.

I wish I did not have to work around only highschool drop outs.

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25 Nov 2006, 3:04 pm

granted you get to work around kindergarten dropouts, monkeys, egotistical men named raul, and gumby.

i wish mangos were in season.

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25 Nov 2006, 3:08 pm

You run to the store to buy some mango since they are in season now. On the way, you get hit by a truck carrying, of all things, mangos. You live. You now have a phobia of mangos for the rest of your life.

I wish that there was still some pumpkin pie left :cry:

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25 Nov 2006, 3:11 pm

the pumpkins used to make the pie are rotten

i wish i was butterfly

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25 Nov 2006, 4:22 pm

Granted, however, as with every other butterfly you only live for two days.

I wish for unlimited wishes

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25 Nov 2006, 4:25 pm

You get unlimited wishes but the universe divides by 0 in the process. Nothing is left.

I wish I could spell.

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25 Nov 2006, 6:36 pm

You are only able to spell one word.

I wish my spam cannon was bigger.

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26 Nov 2006, 12:50 am

Your spam cannon is so big, it is a virtual spam nuclear bomb. Somehow, nobody on the Internet notices the difference when it explodes.

I wish I got accepted to Big Al's Toilet Emporium and Law School.

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26 Nov 2006, 12:53 am

congrats!*hands you shovel* start digging...don't ask me what you're digging, i don't even want to think about it.

i wish my mango would come back to me(without a vengeance to kill me)

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26 Nov 2006, 12:55 am

The mango has been contracted by my Uncle Vinny and the Olive Garden consortium to kill you.

I wish the mango wouldn't kill tinky.

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26 Nov 2006, 4:33 pm

granted, a giant fish kills me

i wish my dog would bark only when necessary

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26 Nov 2006, 4:35 pm

Everything is necessary.

I wish that dog would shut up.

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26 Nov 2006, 5:22 pm

He shuts up; but only because he starved to death after getting trapped in your closet, and his carcass is giving off a horrible stench that will fill your room for the next couple of weeks.

I wish I had my very own private spaceship (that was capable of interplanetary spaceflight, not just one of those sub-orbital things).

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27 Nov 2006, 6:57 pm

you have one now but need to tour around with dumb tourists in order to pay your fuel

i wish i was spiderman

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