Give the person above you a terrible Christmas gift

Page 33 of 44 [ 701 posts ] Go to page Previous 1 ... 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36 ... 44 Next

Previous topic | Next topic

tinky
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 24 Mar 2006
Age: 36
Gender: Female
Posts: 8,015
Location: en la luna bailando con las vacas

17 Dec 2006, 12:28 am

you get to take a group of seniors with dementia to the zoo!

_________________
tinky is currently trying to overcome anatidaephobia. They're out there and they will find you...

tinky's WP Mod email account: tinkywp@yahoo.com

you may tire of the world but the world will never tire of you

paulsinnerchild
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 7 Apr 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,111

17 Dec 2006, 3:45 am

Wear a traditional Santa Claus suit at Birdsville in the Australian outback for a week from X-mas to New Year where it is mid summer and keep up shouting Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year the whole time.

Last edited by paulsinnerchild on 17 Dec 2006, 3:48 am, edited 1 time in total.

shadexiii
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 15 Dec 2006
Age: 41
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,545

17 Dec 2006, 3:48 am

paulsinnerchild wrote:

Wear a traditional Santa Claus suit at Birdsville n the Australian outback for a week from X-mas to New Year where it is mid summer and keep up shouting Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year the whole time.

Do the same in Alaska. Unfortunately you only get the hat.

Pandora
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Jun 2005
Age: 65
Gender: Female
Posts: 3,553
Location: Townsville

17 Dec 2006, 6:17 am

While you're in Alaska, you get a whole wheelbarrow of the yellow snow. :lol:

_________________
Break out you Western girls,
Someday soon you're gonna rule the world.
Break out you Western girls,
Hold your heads up high.
"Western Girls" - Dragon

Alternative
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,341

17 Dec 2006, 6:33 am

Mouldy Bread.

Pandora
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Jun 2005
Age: 65
Gender: Female
Posts: 3,553
Location: Townsville

17 Dec 2006, 6:38 am

A 500 piece puzzle missing one piece.

_________________
Break out you Western girls,
Someday soon you're gonna rule the world.
Break out you Western girls,
Hold your heads up high.
"Western Girls" - Dragon

Alternative
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,341

17 Dec 2006, 6:40 am

Pandora wrote:

A 500 piece puzzle missing one piece.

I'm not very good with jigsaw puzzles. :lol:

erm...another horrible gift.

Salmenella.

Pandora
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Jun 2005
Age: 65
Gender: Female
Posts: 3,553
Location: Townsville

17 Dec 2006, 6:41 am

No thank you very much. A starving staffie.

_________________
Break out you Western girls,
Someday soon you're gonna rule the world.
Break out you Western girls,
Hold your heads up high.
"Western Girls" - Dragon

Starr
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Age: 69
Gender: Female
Posts: 4,052

17 Dec 2006, 11:29 am

For Pandora...an unopenable box. :lol:

CeallachSolomon
Deinonychus

Joined: 14 Nov 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 328

17 Dec 2006, 11:39 am

For Starr... 7 million lbs. of fine-grade cocaine, laced with rat poison. And a rabid vulture in a crooked tree.

Starr
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Age: 69
Gender: Female
Posts: 4,052

17 Dec 2006, 11:42 am

Sounds like the ingredients of a swinging party :lol:

Scabies

(Edited for evilness)

CanyonWind
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 11 Sep 2006
Age: 74
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,656
Location: West of the Great Divide

17 Dec 2006, 1:17 pm

Quote:

It has large leaves that look harmless, but they are covered with thousands of microscopic pricks

Tickets to a huge orgy in Lilliput.

_________________
They murdered boys in Mississippi. They shot Medgar in the back.
Did you say that wasn't proper? Did you march out on the track?
You were quiet, just like mice. And now you say that we're not nice.
Well thank you buddy for your advice...
-Malvina

fresco
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 2 Sep 2006
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,209

17 Dec 2006, 1:21 pm

A duvet fashioned from the worn boxer shorts of Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, with a token pair of Margaret Beckett's lilac- lacy knickers sewn in for good measure.
(I personally think Gordon only wears purple ones!)

Alternative
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,341

17 Dec 2006, 2:07 pm

An exclusive interview with a volatile muslim extremist.

P.S. - He doesn't know your going to interview him.

P.S. P.S. - He's armed.

manalitwist
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 8 Aug 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 949

17 Dec 2006, 4:08 pm

A George Bush t-shirt.

_________________
Make mine a super frapalapi with double cream lots of Aspartame choc chip cookies a lump of lard and make it a big one

tinky
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 24 Mar 2006
Age: 36
Gender: Female
Posts: 8,015
Location: en la luna bailando con las vacas

17 Dec 2006, 4:21 pm

paris hilton's memoirs about her feet

Page 33 of 44 [ 701 posts ] Go to page Previous 1 ... 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36 ... 44 Next

Jump to:

Give the person above you a terrible Christmas gift Post Reply New Topic

Give the person above you a terrible Christmas gift