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auntblabby
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26 Mar 2015, 3:03 pm

you use knotted cat hair to floss your teeth with.



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26 Mar 2015, 3:05 pm

you use old tomcat instead of a scarf! :P



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28 Mar 2015, 1:22 am

your old tomcat could use a good vacuuming.



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28 Mar 2015, 1:27 am

Your toilet doesn't even know how to flush! HA!



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28 Mar 2015, 1:28 am

your toilet flushes backwards Image



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28 Mar 2015, 1:33 am

You're not my friend anymore! :evil:



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28 Mar 2015, 1:51 am

but your toilet and my toilet are best friends :o



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28 Mar 2015, 2:32 am

stop stealing my toilet friends :evil:



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28 Mar 2015, 2:57 am

tell your toilet to stop eating my toilet brushes then :ninja:



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28 Mar 2015, 3:03 am

yours started it first! since you were parading with those new fancy brushes :evil:



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28 Mar 2015, 3:36 am

your mud flaps are dusty.



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28 Mar 2015, 4:18 pm

You have dust growing in your shower!


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28 Mar 2015, 4:21 pm

Your wifi speed is so slow you can't even keep up on chatrooms! :x



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28 Mar 2015, 4:36 pm

You are V from V For Vendetta! :twisted:


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28 Mar 2015, 4:38 pm

Your favorite meal is salad :twisted:



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28 Mar 2015, 4:43 pm

You enjoy hating vegans for the sake of enjoyment! :twisted:


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