Two truths and a lie

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1) My wife and I have the same first name, just with different spellings.

2) My 6th grade teacher called me "Mr. Cerebral."

3) I believe that plants understand me when I talk to them.

The correct answer is: #2. She was asleep.

I would say #3 for Red.

My sixth grade teacher told me that Id be lucky to make it beyond junior high.

1. I have to close at the library today.

2. It’s going to be a pain in the tushey day.

3. I might have to get a cell phone battery for my sister-in-law.

2, because it's gonna be a Sunshine Day. (Everybody's smiling...) (Everybody's laughing...)

1. My day will remain peaceful for six hours, maximum
2. I have quite a bit of work to do
3. I have a helper

#1 is the correct answer. I OPENED at the library today.

Your lie: You have a helper. I sense that you don't like other people touching your stuff.

It's okay. I just make sure the proper money is in the register, and I put on the lights. Very Clerical stuff.

1. I owned my first car in 1998.

2. I ACTUALLY owned my first car in 2012.

3. A 1990 Hyundai Sonata bought in 2002 only lasted a few months.

#1

The car in 1998 was registered to me, but was actually my wife's. She has an aversion to having things registered to her. 1998 was the year both of us got our licenses.

With the 1991 Hyundai Excel (the 1998 car)

1. Two tires blew up on the highway at the same time.

2. It lasted more than six months

3. The engine went through the "floor" of the car, and ended up on the pavement while I was driving it.

I had a similar situation. My car was in someone else's name. They refused to switch the name over to me, but the bank wouldn't let me pay the payments for a car in someone else's name. The dealership was refusing my money because it wasn't "my car". I had no idea what to do. I got a brilliant idea and left the car at the dealership over night. I surrendered it so the lease would be considered be a default by the registered owner. It wasn't my problem after all. The other party was sued by the dealer for not fulfilling their contract.

Life is funny sometimes, isn't it? LOL

A woman once made me default on a loan which I co-signed for her.

Yep...that was pretty obvious LOL. #2 is correct. The car lasted maybe a month. She bought it for $1,000 on the recommendation of her brother (who's supposed to know about cars!)

I’ve worked in a

Prison
Meat truck
McDonald’s