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Nya nya, I'm a mouse.

nmi:
;Non-maskable interrupt handler
LDA ppuCtrlVal
LDX $005C
BEQ lbl_e48c
EOR #$02
lbl_e48c:
AND #$7F
STA ppuCtrlVal
AND #$7E
STA PPUCTRL
LDA ppuMaskVal
LDY $00E3
BNE lbl_e4a3
LDY $0014
BNE lbl_e4a5
LDY $0017
BNE lbl_e4a5
lbl_e4a3:
ORA #$1E
lbl_e4a5:
STA PPUMASK
STA ppuMaskVal
LDA #0
STA OAMADDR
LDA #$02 ;Transfer data from $200-$2FF to OAM using DMA.
STA OAMDMA ;Writing N to this register causes a transfer of 256 bytes from address N * $100.
LDA #0
STA PPUSCROLL
STA PPUSCROLL
LDA #6
JSR set_prg_bank
JSR $A080
LDA #$3F
STA PPUADDR
LDA #0
STA PPUADDR
STA PPUADDR
STA PPUADDR
; Wait for the sprite 0 hit flag to be set. Something to do with raster timing.
wait_for_sprite0_hit:
LDA PPUSTATUS
AND #%01000000
BNE wait_for_sprite0_hit
LDA PPUSTATUS
LDA $E3
BEQ lbl_e4ea
LDA #5
JSR set_prg_bank
JSR $8521

does anybody eat jackflaps for breakfast?

Nope! I never partake in the consumption of jackflappens.

Is there actually a right way round to sit on a toilet? Are we all secretly toilety imperialists?

the right way 'round to sit on a crapper is to sit squarely on it. angles risk messes.

I sometimes employ a 90 degree deployment with a footbath (for my feet)

Aren't the Japanese ones in the floor or something?

i'm glad i'm not a ultramarathoner who bit off more than they could chew.

the old-fashioned banjo in my mom's day. now they use fancy schmancy electronic crappers with bidets and even health monitors.

Potatos are actually mutant groundliving apples. Fact.

and the French call them "pomme des terres" [apples of the earth].

I prefer jack faps at night when I am alone thanks

Those Japanese and their crazy electronic appliances!

Kartoffel - what a great word.

An interesting juxtaposition of potatoes and electronic japanese toilets - it's like a Duchamp painting