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10 Aug 2024, 11:47 pm

Sometime between the Beatles and the belltower.

Why would flies rather be in my house than outside in their natural environment?


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11 Aug 2024, 12:41 am

Because there are giant bees everywhere

Where do I get the best apples?


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11 Aug 2024, 3:23 am

From the Chinese rebuild factory.

If you de-orbit that Tesla which parts would reach the ground?



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11 Aug 2024, 10:15 am

Just the charred bits.

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11 Aug 2024, 10:25 am

Because.

How can I stop my cats from stealing each other's food?


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11 Aug 2024, 10:29 am

By eating it yourself.

How do you turn fishtank gravel into a delicious cereal?


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11 Aug 2024, 11:05 am

Add milk. Better if it's transparent milk.
Serve in bowl. A fish tank would do, too.
Adding live fish is optional.

Eat.
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11 Aug 2024, 12:53 pm

That it's a mixed up world.

What will be the latest fall fashion trends?


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11 Aug 2024, 12:59 pm

Wearing stylish headphones that cancel out all the noise and stupidity of the 2024 US election.

Why do I keep finding mice in my apartment?



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11 Aug 2024, 1:01 pm

Because your fiberglass insulation is made of cheese.

Did you hear that?


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11 Aug 2024, 1:10 pm

I heard the colour, blue.

How do I toughen up?


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11 Aug 2024, 1:21 pm

By getting beaten up repeatedly and regenerate faster everytime one does than any stress could ever fester into an injury or an infection.


What's the cure for the black plague?


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11 Aug 2024, 1:27 pm

Fire

Where will England be in 50 years?


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11 Aug 2024, 2:37 pm

Try looking under the sofa.

How many alien spaceships arrive on Earth in the average month?


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11 Aug 2024, 2:59 pm

That'd be June right?

Divide the year by 4, subtract 500, add a couple of centipede legs.

How many frozen gerbils would be required to float the Titanic?



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11 Aug 2024, 6:31 pm

No more than one but it has to be chopped up into ice cubes.

What is an example of a measured weight?


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