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Limitless, but it needs to be blessed first.

What was that place in Texas we were supposed to remember?

Where we parked the car

Uh...what were we doing in Texas, anyways?

To see the A La Mode.

Where to next?

To get some fudge

When will U.S. politics settle down again?

It depends if the USA stays red, white and blue, or turns orange and bilious green.

If you simultaneously drop a feather and a brick, how many toes do you lose?

Five under normal conditions, but all ten if you do it in a vacuum. Since...feathers are actually just as heavy as bricks!

What would happen if...God and Superman got into a fight?

We could make a fortune selling tickets!! !

What is the most common letter?

4

What is the hardest word to guess in a game of Hangman?

The one that gets you amnesty from being hung.

Is it true that space travel could be very common except for one technical problem?

It's only a problem if you make it a problem.

Why do young women hate me?

*sighs*

Alright...let's go there.... It's obviously penis envy

Why don't more pants have plastic zippers?

Plastic zippers have been known, in rare cases, to come to life and try to eat the people wearing them. Now a license is required to wear plastic zippers.

Why do old things last so much longer?

Because they're made from already chewed gum which lasts quite a long time.

How do I use alchemy to turn gold nuggets into chicken nuggets?

With a toothpick

How do I breed live Om Noms?

I suspect you're trying to breed an Om Nelle against the interspecies propagation edict, therefore I cannot answer your question without breaking galactic law.

What use would YOU find for hagfish slime?

A recent study showed that pumping 6 liters of slime up your nose each day can improve your sense of smell by 10-20 times. This seems like a reasonable use for hagfish slime.

What's the weather forecast for tomorrow?