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I cannot possibly know because I am not currently in Vegas.

If the Moon is made of cheese, why hasn't it gotten moldy yet?

It is moldy! Go over and look closely.

What is the collective noun for trillionaires?

With nothing on but a smile.

Why do men in their 60s hate Germans so much? They whine about it.

Because Germans had featured beer instead of wine every year.
Thus as a protest, they whine for practically a lifetime as an expression of that demand.


Some people do not have a broken space bar. Nor are in a rush as if they had to use the toilet.
SoWhyDoTheyNotUseSpaceBetweenWords?

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Outta space

What is the best movie for a Aspie to watch/

Music.

Why do we always have to go to bed when we're not tired, and get up when we are tired?

Because you're all just like me -- everything works backwards.

Like deep sadness brings anxiety instead of depression and being scared itself brings depression instead of anxiety.
Or not seeking happiness and seeking a harder time yet not getting them.
Or getting all said social wishes but never wanted them.
Or like how I take melatonin never for sleep, but to make me wake a bit longer.
Or avoiding leadership positions but kept getting into it.
Or like how hydration and humidity will give me worse sinus symptoms and makes more mucus.
Or getting encouragement brings me into a feeling of cringe instead of feeling like someone believes in me.
Or not masking makes me feel safer and able to access more opportunities than not.
Or wanting to feel less human and emotional, yet feeling too human and being too emotional.

Or waking up very tired and sleeping while still not tired.




Why wear a red shirt?

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Because they taste terrible.

When should I expect the Martians to arrive?

We've already arrived decades ago. Greetings Earthling.

What is the difference between a rock and a tree, a tree and a frog, and a frog and you?

The presence and quality of our respective biologically manufactured eggs.


Who the heck is Ducent Dudek Kvar?

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He is a statistical certainty, and likely to be on the bench for the next 20 years.

Which is your favourite moon?

My bride's, of course!

What is your favorite moan?

The moans of my defeated enemies.

Why are bones breakable when it would be so much easier if they weren't?

Well, everyone practically would've ended up a race of bone-dense dwarves (since breakable bones aren't allowed to exists, why not remove it through childhood?), prone to drowning, developing kidney stones and gallstones if that's the case.

Also, no more bone marrow dishes.



What did the cat do while it's still in the bag?

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From the mouse.

What games did the cat play on the phone?